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This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by Betty I am going to Hell for the following reasons: 1. I once turned on my headlights to join the tail-end of ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty View Post
    I am going to Hell for the following reasons:

    1. I once turned on my headlights to join the tail-end of a long funeral procession going through downtown Nashville, so I could go through a red light.
    2. I dressed as a Viet Cong for Halloween one year.
    3. My guilty pleasure is watching Project Runway.
    I absolve you of all sin. I can do that; kind of like making a citizens arrest without actually being a LEO.
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    The first two rats three Hail Marys. The last . . . well, there's no absolution for that one. Sorry.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    Did they leave "under God" out of the Pledge or is that just a rumor? Anyone watch...anyone?
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    How long before we are all sick of hearing about the "Harbaugh Bowl"? I give it until Wed...
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    Too late. It's a one-day novelty.
    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    and a tall glass of cold milk.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    My holiday was ruined when I turned on the TV today.

    At least I am feeling better, and my day was fixed when I got out of the house and my wife picked out the revolver she wants!!!
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    MLK Day. Really? The only national holiday I am aware of honoring a single individual.

    Shouldn't it be Civil Rights Day instead?
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    Darn, I missed all the inauguration hoopla today. I was working (volunteering) inside an old airplane today in the restoration hangar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lchamp View Post
    Darn, I missed all the inauguration hoopla today. I was working (volunteering) inside an old airplane today in the restoration hangar.
    Far better way to spend the day, what kind of airplane?
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lchamp View Post
    Darn, I missed all the inauguration hoopla today. I was working (volunteering) inside an old airplane today in the restoration hangar.
    What plane? I am an aviation fanatic.
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodad View Post
    MLK Day. Really? The only national holiday I am aware of honoring a single individual.

    Shouldn't it be Civil Rights Day instead?
    Well, there's Washington's Birthday and Lincoln's Birthday but they got lumped together. How about Christmas and Easter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Far better way to spend the day, what kind of airplane?
    British Canberra. This one is rather historic. First high altitude 'spy-plane'...before the U-2. Project Robin Scroll to the bottom of that plane and see the exact plane I'm working on.

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    ,JL, Are not those more religious holidays than national?
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