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This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by OldVet You don't see grown calves drinking beer and eating hot wings either, do you? Maybe we like cold milk, and have ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    You don't see grown calves drinking beer and eating hot wings either, do you? Maybe we like cold milk, and have the option of drinking it, unlike calves who will get the boot from mom?
    Heh, my dogs love to have the last drops of beer from the bottle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kutz View Post
    Missed the coronation, went shooting at targets of, never mind
    I hear you had to show up early...

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    We get a lot of our stuff locally grown in Pennsylvania. (Farmers market) And while not officially classed as organic....I trust the growers.
    Some stuff we buy at the supermarket.

    We usually do not grow our own stuff because we usually end up just feeding every insect specie native to Pennsylvania that all happen to live in my backyard.

    We did do the upside down hanging tomatoes (as seen on TV!) 2 years ago and they were really good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    I miss the fresh squeezed milk we had on my grandparent’s farm. Store bought milk just does not taste the same.
    The fat content is a lot higher than what you can buy as "whole milk"

    Around here we can buy raw milk straight from the dairy.

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    I had a pineapple plant with a nice juicy pineapple about ready to cut. The next morning the rabbits had gnawed the plant right down to ground level. Gone!

    I should have left a pack of hot dogs out to distract them.
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    slipped in the bathtub while taking a shower. hit my shin. it hurts so bad and its swollen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poseidon View Post
    slipped in the bathtub while taking a shower. hit my shin. it hurts so bad and its swollen.
    What you'll want to do is drop a cinder block on your bare foot and then you won't notice that shin pain at all.

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    Just make sure it's on the same leg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poseidon View Post
    slipped in the bathtub while taking a shower. hit my shin. it hurts so bad and its swollen.
    Medical advice, get you a nice bottle of single malt. Administer one shot every fifteen minutes till no pain is felt, repeat as necessary.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    Single malt scotch causes adverse reactions…
    It makes me 10 foot tall and bulletproof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poseidon View Post
    slipped in the bathtub while taking a shower. hit my shin. it hurts so bad and its swollen.
    Ice bag on shin. Right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    We get a lot of our stuff locally grown in Pennsylvania...
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    We should flood websites such as Facebook pages with quotes from the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and Oaths politicians swore, and the pledge of allegiance.

    I think I am going to put those in a word document, and start cutting and pasting.
    "Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.

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    I am proactive, I take my pain medication every 30 minutes, Beam & Coke, in case I should happen to experience a pain for some reason or another. Heck, I haven't felt any pain of late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ransom View Post
    I hear you had to show up early...

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