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This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by OldVet
You don't see grown calves drinking beer and eating hot wings either, do you? Maybe we like cold milk, and have ...
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January 22nd, 2013 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by
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You don't see grown calves drinking beer and eating hot wings either, do you? Maybe we like cold milk, and have the option of drinking it, unlike calves who will get the boot from mom?
Heh, my dogs love to have the last drops of beer from the bottle.
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January 22nd, 2013 11:34 AM
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January 22nd, 2013 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by
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Missed the coronation, went shooting at targets of, never mind
I hear you had to show up early...
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January 22nd, 2013 11:39 AM
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January 22nd, 2013 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by
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I miss the fresh squeezed milk we had on my grandparent’s farm. Store bought milk just does not taste the same.
The fat content is a lot higher than what you can buy as "whole milk"
Around here we can buy raw milk straight from the dairy.
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January 22nd, 2013 02:12 PM
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I had a pineapple plant with a nice juicy pineapple about ready to cut. The next morning the rabbits had gnawed the plant right down to ground level. Gone!
I should have left a pack of hot dogs out to distract them.

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January 22nd, 2013 03:19 PM
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slipped in the bathtub while taking a shower. hit my shin. it hurts so bad and its swollen.
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January 22nd, 2013 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by
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slipped in the bathtub while taking a shower. hit my shin. it hurts so bad and its swollen.
What you'll want to do is drop a cinder block on your bare foot and then you won't notice that shin pain at all.
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January 22nd, 2013 04:10 PM
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Just make sure it's on the same leg.

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Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
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January 22nd, 2013 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by
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slipped in the bathtub while taking a shower. hit my shin. it hurts so bad and its swollen.
Medical advice, get you a nice bottle of single malt. Administer one shot every fifteen minutes till no pain is felt, repeat as necessary.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
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January 22nd, 2013 07:41 PM
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Single malt scotch causes adverse reactions…
It makes me 10 foot tall and bulletproof.
It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
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January 22nd, 2013 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by
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slipped in the bathtub while taking a shower. hit my shin. it hurts so bad and its swollen.
Ice bag on shin. Right now.
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January 22nd, 2013 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by
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We get a lot of our stuff locally grown in Pennsylvania...
"Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.
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January 22nd, 2013 09:31 PM
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We should flood websites such as Facebook pages with quotes from the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and Oaths politicians swore, and the pledge of allegiance.
I think I am going to put those in a word document, and start cutting and pasting.
"Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.
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January 22nd, 2013 09:36 PM
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I am proactive, I take my pain medication every 30 minutes, Beam & Coke, in case I should happen to experience a pain for some reason or another. Heck, I haven't felt any pain of late.
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January 22nd, 2013 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Is that your Boston Terrier or just a picture you like?
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