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    I gotta try making my posts using this:

    Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    I just can't watch it.

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    Watching the Benghazi inquiry. Thank goodness Senator Udall cleared up the "cook stove" issue. He got it right out there and up front. No dilly dalling for Sen. Udall, NO SIR!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    I gotta try making my posts using this:

    Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator
    Never use something like that, would I.
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    Watch that I cannot.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

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    Demanding an assault on the U S Constitution be introduced, senator fienstien is.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    Take away her "assault weapon." Close her mouth.
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    ^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Really funny, that is.


    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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    What was the "cook stove" issue?


    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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    I had a VERY random thought a bit ago and made up a new slogan for the Journal News...

    Never carry. Always tell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    What was the "cook stove" issue?
    Who knows! Something Hillary had going to address world hunger. Talk about random thoughts! It seemed as if Udall has stumbled onto the wrong hearing. They'll probably replay it tonight, very weird opening comments for a Benghazi hearing by Udall.
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    Well, ya'll understand we do have legal marijuana

    Maybe he had the munchies

    Senator, would you like some Cheetos?
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    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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    Mmmmmm Cheetos.
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    So I downloaded the first three seasons of the Walking Dead to watch tonight. Here I sit watching the zombie apocalypse and eating my last can of raviolies from the BX........


    darnit !
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    Can of cold Beenie-Weenies! Hard to beat.
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    You two really know how to live.
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    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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