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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    I gotta try making my posts using this:

    Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator
    How to use, I wonder?


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    Not try, DO!
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    Not try, DO!
    OK Kapn, we're waiting...
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Here is my Congressman's response in Yoda speak:

    Me about the second amendment thank you for contacting. I appreciate hearing from you.

    On december 14, 2012, our nation experienced an unspeakable tragedy in newtown. To the victims my thoughts and prayers go out, as well as to their families and loved ones. Now is the time to reflect on how we can best prevent acts like this in a way that violates our second amendment rights not.

    To this tragedy in response, expected to be introduced in the 113th congress by gun control advocates, several pieces of legislation are. For example, already announced her plan to introduce a renewal of the, democratic senator dianne feinstein has "Assault weapons" Ban.

    Announced his own gun control agenda, president obama has. To implement twenty-three his plan calls for various legislative proposals and threatens "Executive actions." Of a federal gun trafficking law these include the passage, and background checks on all gun sales. I oppose such gun control proposals because they are unconstitutional, and americans safe they keep not.

    Work vigorously to defend the rights of gun owners, I will. The right to keep and bear arms is principally about hunting or recreation not. In fact, our founding fathers' restatement of our natural god-given right to defend life, the second amendment to our constitution is, liberty, and property.

    Decade-long concealed carry permit holder and class iii firearms collector, I am. When twelve years old, I was, me my first gun my father bought, an h&r .410 shotgun. Of hunting in the woods of kentucky in the course, me the great responsibility that comes with ownership of a firearm he taught. Now that, a father of four, am I, to my children through hunting and target practice I enjoy teaching these same lessons.

    On january 3rd, h.r, I introduced h.r. 133, of 2013 the citizens protection act. Repeal the gun-free school zones act of 1990, this bill would. Gun-free zones prevent law-abiding citizens from protecting themselves, and targeted by criminals, create vulnerable populations that are.

    In the coming weeks, discuss with my colleagues and constituents the best ways to combat horrendous acts of violence without violating the second amendment, I will. Keep your thoughts in mind as congress debates these issues, I value your input and will. Yes, hmmm.
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    It's a sad thing to have no random thoughts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    It's a sad thing to have no random thoughts!
    That ^^^ thought counts.

    Just think of it as "random postings" if that helps.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    For a small fee I'll organize those random thoughts of yours into catagorized files.
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    It seems that the older I get, the harder I have to work.

    I'm either getting dumber and having to make up for it in effort (entirely possible), or the age of prosperity; the concept of rewarding success - is coming to an end.
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    It’s so cold out I’m gonna kill me a couple of rabbits, skin’em out and make me a fur lined jock strap.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Itís so cold out Iím gonna kill me a couple of rabbits, skiníem out and make me a fur lined jock strap.
    Just be sure to leave a pocket for the...um...you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    It’s so cold out I’m gonna kill me a couple of rabbits, skin’em out and make me a fur lined jock strap.
    You'll let us know if 'anything' sticks to the fur....? I heard a bear ask a rabbit that once.
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    Don't Sweat The Small Stuff.

    Watch this full screen.
    It's quite short.
    It sure will help you to put your BIG personal problems into a universal perspective.

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