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    I want a nipple for a bourbon bottle, does anyone know if this is available?
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    Drink it faster then its not a problem...
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    It is not really the speed I'm after just a consistent flow.
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    Were you seen in the neighbors sheep paddock again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    It is not really the speed I'm after just a consistent flow.
    I could start an IV on you if you want. That way you can bypass the middleman (your stomach) and go directly to the blood stream. 150cc/hr should be just about right.
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    I like the taste most of all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    I like the taste most of all.
    Ok, nevermind.
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    We were always told to quit drinking three days before our annual physical by the flight surgeon, that way they could find some blood in our alcohol stream.
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    I believe that.
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    Ohhh...john kerry is reminiscing about his days with Genghis Khan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    I like the taste most of all.
    What kind of bourbon do you like? I prefer Jim Beam Black but there are plenty I haven't tried.

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    Wow, you guys are making me want to have a drink myself. After all this, a buzz sounds kinda nice

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    Wild Turkey,81 proof.
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