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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    I want a nipple for a bourbon bottle, does anyone know if this is available?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    Wild Turkey,81 proof.
    I'm a 101 kinda guy myself...... but the 80 has it's place !

    As for an 'everyday' kinda 'somthun'..... blended Canadian (i.e. CR) whiskey is a great night-cap...
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    I like the 101 too,but the doctor told me to cut back...it's the only loophole I found.
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    Egypt getting 20 F-16's...good! /sarcasm

    Law abiding American citizens having a "scary looking rifle"...bad! /sarcasm

    What could possibly go wrong?
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    Law abiding American citizens having a "scary looking rifle"...bad!

    Some folks are scared of their own shadows. Don't agree with the F-16s though. Bad. What do we get in return, a promise not to storm the embassy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Law abiding American citizens having a "scary looking rifle"...bad!

    Some folks are scared of their own shadows. Don't agree with the F-16s though. Bad. What do we get in return, a promise not to storm the embassy?
    Edited my post so it's more clear.

    Yeah, I wonder what we DO get in return? Feinstein should look into it, she's the self appointed Queen of personal safety.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Edited my post so it's more clear.

    Yeah, I wonder what we DO get in return? Feinstein should look into it, she's the self appointed Queen of personal safety.
    We get a promise they won't use them against Israel. Then when they DO use them against Israel, we will waggle our finger and say "naughty, naughty".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddydon View Post
    Plain ol' jack
    Not bourbon in the strict sense, but I'll drink to that. Jack Daniel's has one of the best "factory" tours in the U.S. Just don't expect any free samples--it's in a dry county.

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    Why is it my portable phone never rings when I have it with me?
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    I want some Maine lobster tails with hot melted butter, please.
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    Beer is not the answer

    Beer is the question

    Yes is the answer
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    Happy hour by my place tonight. Which means the kids and grand kids will be over for pizza.
    Always a FUN time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    And the USA has a problem with obesity already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    And we wonder why our youth think they are Hamsters.
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    I don't know any youths that think they are hamsters, but I know a whole bunch of them who think their opinion matters.
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