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    Put 'em in a cage, shove a feeding tube in; whatcha expect?
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    really? This got approval to be made? Turning infants into gerbils? Baby mama and daddy can't be bothered anymore to feed their child?
    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulle46 View Post
    really? This got approval to be made? Turning infants into gerbils? Baby mama and daddy can't be bothered anymore to feed their child?
    Well, How else do you expect parents to go away for 2 weeks...leave their infant at home in the crib...and not have to hire an expensive baby sitter?

    It makes a lot of practical sense to me.

    All you need is one of those...a crib full of kitty litter and it's Off To Hawaii for two weeks!

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    Sad part,Qk, is I can see some "parents" using that logic.
    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulle46 View Post
    really? This got approval to be made? Turning infants into gerbils? Baby mama and daddy can't be bothered anymore to feed their child?
    Crib Dribbler Prank Pack

    It's 'supposed' to be a 'gag-type' gift. Although I do see some in our socity viewing this as a viable option to parenting..........

    However, the humor in this was worth it.
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    Don't lose your head to gain a minute. You need your head. Your brains are in it. :)
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Some people are so open minded that their brain falls out.



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    Here's for the Bourbon........

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    .....it's made from recycled plastic syringes.........

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    I think my D-in-L would actually have liked to have had one.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    Great product idea... better than that silly gerbil bottle.



    Read more here.
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    I just don't know what to say to that.
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    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ransom View Post
    Great product idea... better than that silly gerbil bottle.



    Read more here.
    Gives a whole new meaning to, "is that thing loaded?"
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    Be careful with that thing, that model is notorious for accidental discharges.
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