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This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by IronMike Be careful with that thing, that model is notorious for accidental discharges. The well-dressed man most definitely needs a set of ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    Be careful with that thing, that model is notorious for accidental discharges.
    The well-dressed man most definitely needs a set of chaps, danglin' the infant over the hip like that, just in case li'l Johnnie decides to practice "point shooting" all over the "holster" and jeans.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
    NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.

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    Too much apple juice and you get a "speed reload"!
    Retired USAF E-8. Remember: You're being watched!
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    And where did Old School go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    And where did Old School go?
    All over the shirt.

    This is New School: all over the hip holster.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
    NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Too much apple juice and you get a "speed reload"!
    I'll nominate that for best post of the day. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ransom View Post
    I'll nominate that for best post of the day. LOL
    I will second that nomination, all in agreement say aye.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    I will second that nomination, all in agreement say aye.
    aye!
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Random Thoughts

    Now why did they put that there?

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    It's too early to have any thoughts. Where's the coffee?
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    In my belly!
    It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
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    I think that baby is going to be a "real pistol" when it's older.
    There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
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    How odd the "Random Thought" and "Word Association" threads were adjacent before my post

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    There, coffee done. By the way, dieting sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    There, coffee done. By the way, dieting sucks.
    You aren't kidding! Now off to have a stalk of celery. Yum yum.
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    I think it's time to go for a swim in the pool...this IS Florida, after all...

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