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    Some of you have freaked me out lol.
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    Sorry for the downer but it's been on my mind for a while and, well, you started it..lol

    I have come to the realization that I am a very cynical, angry, untrusting and selfish person. I do a good job of hiding it most of the time but it's there and I don't like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limatunes View Post
    Sorry for the downer but it's been on my mind for a while and, well, you started it..lol

    I have come to the realization that I am a very cynical, angry, untrusting and selfish person. I do a good job of hiding it most of the time but it's there and I don't like it.
    You remind me a little bit of............me.

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    "Life is an excellent teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students”

    "When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so
    that when you die you are smiling and everyone around you is crying."

    Theres a fine line between hunting and sitting in the woods looking like an idiot.

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    According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

    Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?

    Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

    If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

    Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
    beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

    Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

    Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

    If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

    If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?

    If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

    If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

    If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

    How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

    I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.



    Well, thats about it, on my way out to the woods now.
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    Re: Random Thoughts

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    My girls do the exact same thing! they walk as slowly as possible and sniff EVERY blade of grass
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    Quote Originally Posted by PEF View Post
    What is that in Rock and Glock's avatar? Every post of his I look at and think, "What the heck??"
    Looks a little like David Lee Roth.
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    Along the line of oneshot's post:

    What do dogs do on their day off?
    "If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."

    - Anon

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    I hope my 'better half' makes home safe from the mall.
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    I can't believe I read the whole thread.

    I have always wanted to know what the first person who grabbed a lobster out of the ocean and ate it saw that looked appetizing to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PEF View Post
    What is that in Rock and Glock's avatar? Every post of his I look at and think, "What the heck??"
    Everytime I see Rock and Glock's avatar I see David Lee Roth.........

    david lee roth.jpg


    Edited: DARNIT...... Thunder beat me to it.....
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    I actually did post a new thread for my random thought. Anyway, I'm still enjoying this cigar.

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    I hope the Alabama team from the first 8 games shows up tomorrow against Auburn.

    The sports announcers are now suggesting Auburn may bring Gus Malzahn back to replace Gene Chizik if Alabama beats them tomorrow.

    Roll Tide!!!!!!!!!!

    rammerjammer yellowhammer
    give 'em hell, Alabama!
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    [QUOTE=high pockets;2462373]I hope the Alabama team from the first 8 games shows up tomorrow against Auburn.
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    My two favorite teams are LSU and whoever's playing Alabama......
    "Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008

    (Sometimes) "a fight avioded is a fight won." ... claude clay

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    I am a very cynical, angry, untrusting and selfish person.
    I doubt.

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