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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    Ladies,please be advised,if you ask your man to fix/clean something and he says 'yes'he will do it...there is no need to remind him every 6 months.
    I'll have to pass that on to my D-in-L. She has a six second time limit.

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    Yorkies. It's their year, this time around.

    If a BG can walk away with a dog clamped onto his leg--the dog isn't big enough to have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    If a BG can walk away with a dog clamped onto his leg--the dog isn't big enough to have.
    Yeah, but little guys that can "raise Cain" aren't wholly useless beyond the lap.

    Still, I'm with you: 200psi+ bite pressure has its place.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    It just occurred to me that my signature line makes it look as if C.S. Lewis is an NRA member.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    we have been talking about that for weeks...three different threads on it now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    we have been talking about that for weeks...three different threads on it now.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    JL,you have given me 4 or 5 of those emoconthingys smacking me...I'm kinda getting to like it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    JL,you have given me 4 or 5 of those emoconthingys smacking me...I'm kinda getting to like it!
    Mike, don't you have something important to do? Like that chore your wife asked you to do 6 months ago?
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Yes,but Her Highness just reminded me again today,so my 6 months starts over...whoohoo reprieve!
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    Life will not be worth living should my time limit expire...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    Ummm...you live alone?
    No I guess just maybe I cook better so I am told.
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    I'm kinda getting to like it!
    TMI!

    Four C.S. Lewis threads now, I forgot to run a search............


    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    TMI!

    Four C.S. Lewis threads now, I forgot to run a search............
    You know, if you laugh, it just encourages him.
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    Jeanlouise, C.S. Lewis is my favorite author. Nice to see him quoted in your sig line. I think he would support the right to keep and bear arms. Here's another good quote. I wish voters would wake up to the truth of it.

    We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.
    C. S. Lewis
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    This is all getting to random for me. I want less random and more red meat.



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    I miss lard.
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