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This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by QKShooter This is all getting to random for me. I want less random and more red meat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I love this old ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    This is all getting to random for me. I want less random and more red meat.
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    I love this old actual magazine advertisment.


    "The Lard Information Council" ... who knew!
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    That is funny. I remember seeing a quote that said "remember when people use to solve their problems over coffee and cigarettes? Now those are the problems."
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    Quote Originally Posted by palmcoaster View Post
    That is funny. I remember seeing a quote that said "remember when people use to solve their problems over coffee and cigarettes? Now those are the problems."
    I got no problem with coffee, the more the better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doghandler View Post
    Any bets on the winner of the Puppy Bowl this year?
    6 #1's and 2 #2's.
    "Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    I miss lard.
    When I was growing up if it wasn’t cooked in lard it wasn’t fit to eat. The first time I ever had eggs cooked in something besides bacon grease was after I joined the Air Force.
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    Be afraid...behind me rs.jpg
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Oh, THANK GOD IT IS FRIDAY..
    "Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    When I was growing up if it wasn’t cooked in lard it wasn’t fit to eat. The first time I ever had eggs cooked in something besides bacon grease was after I joined the Air Force.
    My Grandmother fried everything in lard. My nickname for her food was "A Heart Attack On A Plate"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Be afraid...behind me rs.jpg
    My cat is intoxicated on the Nip and his hooks are sharp. I have a band-aid on my finger.
    There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
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    We have deep thinkers and stinkers in this group that could come up with a solution...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doghandler View Post
    My cat is intoxicated on the Nip and his hooks are sharp. I have a band-aid on my finger.
    You've got your cat on SPEED??????????
    "If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."

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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    You've got your cat on SPEED??????????
    The previous cat(s) just mostly got mellow and went to sleep.
    There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
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    You can lead a horse to water, but
    he'll drown if you hold him under.



    or...........sumthin' like that.

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    The Cirque du Soleil is a great way to spend a lot of money.
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    There are means and methods to measure the souls of men but we get all swept up in popular culture.

    As if popular culture is not an accurate measure of the souls of men.
    There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
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    Home | THE DUST BOWL The Dust Bowl, A Film by Ken Burns

    Just finished this. Outstanding. I've lived in almost every state touched by the disaster. It is very poignant. Well worth watching.

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    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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