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    And this Doctor eats Lard too! It's great for his cholesterol!

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    The Dust Bowl. That was really a living HELL on Earth. I saw that.

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    That made my dog start barking non stop.
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    I really miss help in the checkout line, depise self-checkout that never scans my stuff.
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    My head hurts. They ought to make a pill for that.



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    I am always amazed and saddened, by the ignorance of a cashier. When they have to ask what kind of vegetable or fruit something is so they can ring it up, it makes me wonder what the schools are teaching nowadays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    I am always amazed and saddened, by the ignorance of a cashier. When they have to ask what kind of vegetable or fruit something is so they can ring it up, it makes me wonder what the schools are teaching nowadays.
    I have the misery of reviewing written requests and petitions from the general public. You'd be shocked at the average literacy level.

    'No child left behind' has loaded our streets with illiterates.
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    Every encounter I have with a cashier it reinforces my belief that there should be no minimum wage.
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    I have been teaching the neighborhood cats not to eat for years.
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    Funny story my wife just relayed to me via Skype... I'm out here in one of these 'Stan' countries so the wife has to hold down the fort for awhile. Old hat for her.

    Now, WAY back during my 'single' years I had the token 'barracks' cordless phone. Well, here recently the newest 'addition' to our dog 'pack', a young rescue, decided our current 'house phone' was her personal chew-toy. Mrs. GSB now had to plug-in my old phone that, for some odd-ball reason I'd kept around all these years, until she could get another, more 'modern', house phone. I relay that story to tell this one.........

    While in the bathroon taking care of 'bidness', My wife suddenly hears a mans voice in the house..... The youngest is at school and nobody else is 'supposed' to be home. Mrs. GSB grabs my gun and peeps down the hallway. Our dogs are outside soaking up the sun and not on their typical 'guard-duty'.... so no barking from them. Now, she hearing this voice and it's FREAKING her out. She grabs the (spare) phone to call 911 while locking the bedroom door. Bless her heart she's following the 'rules' I trained her on verbitium.
    After grabing the (spare) phone she notices the male voice is now consideribly louder..... wait... the male voice is coming from.... the PHONE...?!?

    My old cordless is a product of the early '90's...... operates on a single channel, analog Mhz frequency... NOT like the more 'modern' phones that are digital and works on a frequency-hopping, Ghz channel(s). Well, just so happens that a Naval Seahawk ASW helo is running 'touch-and-go's' at the local airport just down the road..... and wouldn't cha' know it, he's communicating on an unsecure Mhz frequency. My wife 'knows' Naval comms-speak having been married to a 20 year Naval comunications operator/technician.....
    She's hearing/listening to the Seahawk piolt..... while baracaded in the back bedroom..... with my sidearm she's just 'locked and loaded'.

    She tells me this while at Wally-World shopping for a new 'house' phone.
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