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    Maybe it's just the coffee I suck down while on the forum.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth


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    Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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    Sometimes it is nice to turn off your phone and disappear for a little while
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    I haven't turned my phone off, or not answered it in 8 months. I wonder what owns who?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zamboni View Post
    Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
    Well, well, well.
    You have discovered what is wrong with this country today.

    ...it's run on "emotion" instead of "logic"...
    LEARN something today so you can TEACH something tomorrow.
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    I'm outta here before JeanLouise and Spirit show up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zamboni View Post
    Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
    Got that right, pardner.

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown...eaves%20office

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    Sometimes it is nice to turn off your phone and disappear for a little while
    Or in my case, nice to turn it on once in a while and reappear.
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    I had a small collection of arrows that were hand made by a Native American. Moths ate the feather fletching. I didn't know that moths ate feathers. I thought they just liked wool.
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    Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ

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    Making me proud to be an American every day...

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    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    A guy at a bar shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a Liberal joke?"

    In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "before you tell that joke, you should know, our bartender is a Liberal, the bouncer is a Liberal. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy next to me is 6' 2", 225 lb. rugby player. Fella to your right is 6' 5", 300 lb wrestler. Each one of us IS a Liberal. Think about it. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The guy says,"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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    Thats a good one

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    Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
    A: A whine cellar.
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    That's twice I've blown milk out my nose in the last two minutes. I need to either learn to swallow faster or stop drinking milk while on the forum.
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