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    This thread is for those thoughts, announcements, proclamations or whatever random thought you have but don't really want to start a whole thread for it.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Stock up on Twinkies, the company just announced that they are closing after the striking workers failed to show up for the 5:30 deadline. I for one cannot imagine a world without Twinkies. Who even wants to live in a world without Twinkies.
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    LOL Old Vet. Maybe you could apply for a Czar position?
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    The thought of being able to post "my random thoughts" is a concept too horrible to be imagined
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I'd like to have a well-paying job where I didn't have to work. But most government jobs are already filled.
    That is called retirement sir...
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    All of my thoughts are random these days.
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    It's 35 degrees outside. When I hold the door open to let the dog in he walks as slowly as possible, taking his good ole time while all the heat goes out and the freezing cold comes in. He can be such a jerk sometimes.
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    It's "espresso" coffee, not "expresso".

    If you do not win, you "lose". Not "loose".

    The phrase is "I couldn't care less", not "I could care less". If you "could" care less, you must care at least a little bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Stock up on Twinkies, the company just announced that they are closing after the striking workers failed to show up for the 5:30 deadline. I for one cannot imagine a world without Twinkies. Who even wants to live in a world without Twinkies.
    and Hostess chocolate cupcakes! OMG!
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    Irregardless. Every time I hear that I want to scream. Or the phrase "to be perfectly honest"-you were lying to me up to that point then?
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    Where do butterflies go when it rains?

    (it's early, what can I say...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdvan01 View Post
    Where do butterflies go when it rains?

    (it's early, what can I say...)

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    They go in those little butterfly houses that people buy at Garden Centers. Duh.
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    IF you don't know where you are going you may end up somewhere else.

    When I'm in a hurry I need to take my time.
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