International War on Puns!!
So, an innocent text trying to confirm a luncheon engagement with my friend, John, turned into an "international" war on puns. And we're not done. This has been going on for a week, now. I'll try to separate it. "J" is for "John" (duh!) and "T" is for, who else?
T: Tuesday week
J: Next Tuesday. Oh. Ok-Tuesday the 20th?
T: Sorry, hair on fire. Yes, 20th good.
J: K. I'm putting it down for Noon-you like Thai food?
J: K. We're going to Taste of Thai then.
T: Do we need to wear a...Thai?
J: Perhaps u could wear a Croat.
T: And I will get the Czech.
J: The restaurantnt is on 42, where you take a right at the Pole. U Ganda get there early?
T. For sure! In fact, I'll be Russian.
J: Sounds Swwweede!
T: If u want Ann to come, Alaska.
J: Maybe not for this lunch, but Mongolia is to get us all together soon.
T: Unfortunately, I hear their servings are on old China.
J: Are we going to eat in or get it Togo?
T: Belize, John, no more puns!
J: Oman, you are killing me.
T: What? U mean u want Samoa?
J: No-and if you keep going I'm going to have to Taiwan on.
T: John, seriously, Kenya give me a break?
J: I don't know-but I think I'm Ghana bus' a cap in you if you keep this up.
T: Oh, oh. Now Jamaican me nervous.
J: I don't know whether I Congo on and on with this.
T: Honestly, John, I'm beginning to wonder if all of this Isreal!
J: You know, I Benin alot of strange conversations before, but this one leaves me very Chile.
T: All of this silly banter just because we're Hungary.
J: You bet your Djibouti!
T: Holy See! This is really getting Syrias.
J: Yemen, I'm planning on kicking some Bhutan.
T: Sigh, I've Benin some pun wars, but this one takes the Cape!
J: When we get together, perhaps we should Chad about it.
T: Oh, so you're going to leave me hanging until we Chad?
J: It's ok-when we Chad, we can Gabon and on.
T: D@mn! You Cayman stole my next pun!
J: I am a Laos! I even feel Laosy.
T: Are we reaching?
T: Bahrain it on, brother! I can go all night!
J: What.a Spain! I have a 945 Corfu-pun u tomorrow.
T: K. It's been a Belarius evening.