LOL...that is great!
This is a discussion on International War on Puns!! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; So, an innocent text trying to confirm a luncheon engagement with my friend, John, turned into an "international" war on puns. And we're not done. ...
So, an innocent text trying to confirm a luncheon engagement with my friend, John, turned into an "international" war on puns. And we're not done. This has been going on for a week, now. I'll try to separate it. "J" is for "John" (duh!) and "T" is for, who else?
T: Tuesday week
J: Next Tuesday. Oh. Ok-Tuesday the 20th?
T: Sorry, hair on fire. Yes, 20th good.
J: K. I'm putting it down for Noon-you like Thai food?
J: K. We're going to Taste of Thai then.
T: Do we need to wear a...Thai?
J: Perhaps u could wear a Croat.
T: And I will get the Czech.
J: The restaurantnt is on 42, where you take a right at the Pole. U Ganda get there early?
T. For sure! In fact, I'll be Russian.
J: Sounds Swwweede!
T: If u want Ann to come, Alaska.
J: Maybe not for this lunch, but Mongolia is to get us all together soon.
T: Unfortunately, I hear their servings are on old China.
J: Are we going to eat in or get it Togo?
T: Belize, John, no more puns!
J: Oman, you are killing me.
T: What? U mean u want Samoa?
J: No-and if you keep going I'm going to have to Taiwan on.
T: John, seriously, Kenya give me a break?
J: I don't know-but I think I'm Ghana bus' a cap in you if you keep this up.
T: Oh, oh. Now Jamaican me nervous.
J: I don't know whether I Congo on and on with this.
T: Honestly, John, I'm beginning to wonder if all of this Isreal!
J: You know, I Benin alot of strange conversations before, but this one leaves me very Chile.
T: All of this silly banter just because we're Hungary.
J: You bet your Djibouti!
T: Holy See! This is really getting Syrias.
J: Yemen, I'm planning on kicking some Bhutan.
T: Sigh, I've Benin some pun wars, but this one takes the Cape!
J: When we get together, perhaps we should Chad about it.
T: Oh, so you're going to leave me hanging until we Chad?
J: It's ok-when we Chad, we can Gabon and on.
T: D@mn! You Cayman stole my next pun!
J: I am a Laos! I even feel Laosy.
T: Are we reaching?
T: Bahrain it on, brother! I can go all night!
J: What.a Spain! I have a 945 Corfu-pun u tomorrow.
T: K. It's been a Belarius evening.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
LOL...that is great!
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Sounds like you two have too much time on your hands.
T. and J. were quite the chatterboxes, it seems. They just kept going and going ...
T: It is chilly. Hey, I just brewed up a fresh pot. Timor? Uh ... more tea?
J: Nah, I'm good.
T: Hey, how's your dad doing?
J: Papua's good. Better, since the doc fixed his belly button. Was an "outie," but after the operation it was Inini.
T: Ouch. Glad he's feeling well. My Andorra, though, has been feeling worse, since the diagnosis. I hope she pulls through, okay.
J: Hey, at the restaurant, will there be any music?
T: Oh man, a great band plays there every week. A fantastic group. Eritrea: Morocco, Seychelles and a Congo. Very cool.
J: (Getting up slowly from the chair) Ach. It's time for me to get rolling.
T: What's wrong? Pain in the leg?
J: It's my Antilles, been killin' me since last year.
T: Ghana get better, if you treat it right.
J: Yeah. I hope so. Gambia hard slog, though.
T: Anyway, Abyssinia, bro'. Tuesday, right?
J: Yup. See you.
Last edited by ccw9mm; November 18th, 2012 at 01:05 AM.