I shot my first turkey today.
I was very excited about it.
But it scared the crap out of the shoppers in the frozen food section of the store.
They said I wasn't going to be allowed to do my shopping in there anymore.
This is a discussion on Turkey Hunting ..... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I shot my first turkey today. I was very excited about it. But it scared the crap out of the shoppers in the frozen food ...
I shot my first turkey today.
I was very excited about it.
But it scared the crap out of the shoppers in the frozen food section of the store.
They said I wasn't going to be allowed to do my shopping in there anymore.
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Made me laugh.
Remindes me of all of my family that get's upset when the meat did not come with a bar code and wrapped in plastic..........
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I grew up on a farm in KY; one fall my cousin was visiting from Indianapolis the same time we were butchering a couple of hogs. Almost made a vegetarian out of him, all he knew was meat came in those pretty little white packages in the grocery store, no idea how the meat got there.
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