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    I shot my first turkey today.

    I was very excited about it.

    But it scared the crap out of the shoppers in the frozen food section of the store.

    They said I wasn't going to be allowed to do my shopping in there anymore.
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    Made me laugh.

    Remindes me of all of my family that get's upset when the meat did not come with a bar code and wrapped in plastic..........

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    I grew up on a farm in KY; one fall my cousin was visiting from Indianapolis the same time we were butchering a couple of hogs. Almost made a vegetarian out of him, all he knew was meat came in those pretty little white packages in the grocery store, no idea how the meat got there.
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    Were you using a call? : )

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    Did you have to set up your blind in the bread aisle, to get a clear shot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    Did you have to set up your blind in the bread aisle, to get a clear shot?
    It may be illegal to bait them, so the bread aisle is a no-no.
    Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.

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