Highspeed pursuit...... of a dounut truck

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    Highspeed pursuit...... of a dounut truck

    No joke here, but this could be the 'punniest' thing I've seen all day.......


    Doughnut truck police chase ends in fiery crash | WOAI: San Antonio News
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    I see Chief Wiggum and Lou chasing him down!
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    That visual is too perfect! I'm going to be smiling at the thought of it for the rest of the day.
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    Police say he faces several charges including evading arrest.
    I wonder if one of the other charges was: "failure to bring coffee" ?
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    Well, what happened to the doughnuts?
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    I can hear the responding officer now..."Step out of the vehicle and put the jelly-filled on the ground!"
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    First Twinkies, and now this. The country is getting desperate for snack food.
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    Re: Highspeed pursuit...... of a dounut truck

    There are two companies that are going to try to buy the Twinkle franchise and keep it going - Little Debbie is one and I think the other was the LAPD.

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    Boy the things people do when they get the munchies

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    I don’t know but that story had some holes in it.
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    Reminds me of another doughnut episode a few years back.
    Dunkin Donuts truck at a scale house on I-40, all you could hear on the CB was "Bad cop, no doughnuts."
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    Well, what happened to the doughnuts?

    All seized for "proper" disposal.
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    I guess this is why SIXTO hasn't been around as much. He must have been working the doughnut theft ring undercover.

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