2012 What guns does Santa Carry?

2012 What guns does Santa Carry?

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    2012 What guns does Santa Carry?

    Well sorry I just had to ask! ...... and it is "the Season"!

    Maybe I will set up a poll

    I think he has a Colt 1911

    Or a Phython


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    I'd bet his sleigh has a Dillon M134...
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    How about a Zigana? He was born in Patara which is in present day Turkey
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    For Al-queda leaders, he's making a list and checking it twice.

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    A .44 Magnum, obviously.
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    As Prime Minister of the North Pole, Santa DOESN'T carry. But his PED (Personal Elf Detail) all pack the new HK MP7 PDW. He also has some Air Calvary Close Air Support and an AWAC umbrella...but that's all classified. And rumor has it that there are now some U.S. Air Marshals buried among the Reindeer Corps. (HoHoHo!)
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    He carries a Claushnikov of course! I don't care if none of you find that funny-- I'm chuckling to myself and that's all that matters.

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    I'd have to say a 1911 or some sort of revolver like a Python.
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    Revolvers, “more elegant weapons for a more civilized age.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    that's all classified
    still laughing from that one, thanks!

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    It looks like Santa has an AR, but Lee Majors is carrying a Gatling gun

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    Santa ain't got time for malfunctions, therefore he carries a GLOCK!

    I'm dissapointed in ya'll, 10 replies no mention of the GLOCK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    Santa ain't got time for malfunctions, therefore he carries a GLOCK!

    I'm dissapointed in ya'll, 10 replies no mention of the GLOCK.
    sorry but I think he is more "old School"

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    Yup..........2 Colt 1911's in twin Galco Miami Classics........saw him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXxplosive View Post
    ...saw him.
    I'm calling that bluff. Everyone KNOWS the Claus Man is the original high-speed, low-drag operator. He sees YOU (when you're sleepin'...), you DO NOT see him!
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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