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    Dog wars

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Jeanlouise, you need glasses if you think that is a dog!
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    Funny looking dog.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    So, once again DC reveals its general lack of a sense of humor. Lemme explain. No, there is no time, let me summarize...

    The dog built the watermelon catapult to shoot at the cat. It hit the cat, and knocked him silly (or perhaps killed him, if you have a darker bent). The dog didn't expect it to be quite so powerful, what with it knocking the cat silly and all. Thus, the watermelon catapult exceeded the dog's expectations.

    I get jokes... :)
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    Of course the dog's watermelon cataput killed the cat. The cat's buddy will go hunting for said dog with Tarus Judge to blow the watermelons away. Taurus New Judge TV Spot & Behind Scenes - YouTube
    Retired AF pilot, Vietnam FAC 1967-68

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    Cat strikes back......
    Cat with a gun - YouTube
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    Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OPFOR View Post
    So, once again DC reveals its general lack of a sense of humor. Lemme explain. No, there is no time, let me summarize...

    The dog built the watermelon catapult to shoot at the cat. It hit the cat, and knocked him silly (or perhaps killed him, if you have a darker bent). The dog didn't expect it to be quite so powerful, what with it knocking the cat silly and all. Thus, the watermelon catapult exceeded the dog's expectations.

    I get jokes... :)
    I remember a girl I went out with in high school, who 15 minutes later would suddenly start laughing because she finally got the joke someone told. I thought. .... man she's slow. It's bad when you have to explain the joke / humor.
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    And let's see how long it takes someone to get the two pop culture references that I put in there. One is pretty obvious, the other...well, also pretty obvious, but maybe a little more obscure. :)
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    OPFOR, here's a subtle one for you. An Irish banker goes into this bar and a Scottsman buys him a drink.
    Retired AF pilot, Vietnam FAC 1967-68

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    You got me on that one, Lindy.
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    I get the Princess Bride one, but am missing any other one
    A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

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    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    Gotta watch out when they don the 10oz gloves for the knockout punch ...

    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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