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Jeanlouise, you need glasses if you think that is a dog!
"If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."
- Anon
Funny looking dog.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
So, once again DC reveals its general lack of a sense of humor. Lemme explain. No, there is no time, let me summarize...
The dog built the watermelon catapult to shoot at the cat. It hit the cat, and knocked him silly (or perhaps killed him, if you have a darker bent). The dog didn't expect it to be quite so powerful, what with it knocking the cat silly and all. Thus, the watermelon catapult exceeded the dog's expectations.
I get jokes... :)
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.
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Of course the dog's watermelon cataput killed the cat. The cat's buddy will go hunting for said dog with Tarus Judge to blow the watermelons away. Taurus New Judge TV Spot & Behind Scenes - YouTube
Retired AF pilot, Vietnam FAC 1967-68
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Cat strikes back......
Cat with a gun - YouTube
"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever sinceWhat happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
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I remember a girl I went out with in high school, who 15 minutes later would suddenly start laughing because she finally got the joke someone told. I thought. .... man she's slow. It's bad when you have to explain the joke / humor.Originally Posted by OPFOR
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --- Will Rogers ---
Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."
And let's see how long it takes someone to get the two pop culture references that I put in there. One is pretty obvious, the other...well, also pretty obvious, but maybe a little more obscure. :)
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.
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OPFOR, here's a subtle one for you. An Irish banker goes into this bar and a Scottsman buys him a drink.
Retired AF pilot, Vietnam FAC 1967-68
You got me on that one, Lindy.
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.
I get the Princess Bride one, but am missing any other one
Noli nothis permittere te terere
Lord, Grant me a good sword and no need to use it.
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.
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Gotta watch out when they don the 10oz gloves for the knockout punch ...
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
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