A friend of my wife told me to have a wonderful Fall Feast. I asked her what in Hades she was talking about. She said we're not supposed to say Happy Thanksgiving anymore because it's not politically correct. I asked her if it was PC for me to tell her to get bent. I then reminded her that it's not PC to say PC. From now on I'd like it called Intellectual Fascism.
Somehow, I'm the a-hole according to the wifey.