On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25; we have a husband down.'

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  1. November 24th, 2012 01:24 AM #1
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    On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25; we have a husband down.'

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
    The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
    'Put them back, we can't afford them!' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
    What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
    'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price.'
    He didn't have time to duck.
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    And that is when she hit him..........................................
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    Oooh, and this game's over!

    Justifiable homicide, some would say. Weisenheimer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Oooh, and this game's over!

    Justifiable homicide, some would say. Weisenheimer.
    Weisenheimer also comes in cases too! Not your usual brand but it helps overcome the brutal beat down from an angry wife!
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    Sometimes it's better to just bite your tongue and not say anything......of course I never learned that art!
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    Something about a alligators mouth and a hummingbirds butt come to mind here....
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
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    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price.'
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