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    reminds me of the joke of the husband and wife grocery shopping;;



    Husband and wife are grocery shopping when the man picks up a case of Beer and sticks it into the cart
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife
    'They're on special, $15.99 for 24 cans', he says
    'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
    A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,
    'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
    The man replies... 'so does 24 cans of beer and it's half the bloody price'
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    I am dismayed when men talk like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    I am dismayed when men talk like that.
    No you're not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    I am dismayed when men talk like that.
    My ex-wife was dismayed when men spoke...at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    My ex-wife was dismayed when men spoke...at all.
    If a husband is all alone in the woods and says something, is he still wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sdprof View Post
    If a husband is all alone in the woods and says something, is he still wrong?
    Yes.
    Next question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    Husband and wife are grocery shopping when the man picks up a case of Beer and sticks it into the cart
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife
    'They're on special, $15.99 for 24 cans', he says
    'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
    A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,
    'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
    The man replies... 'so does 24 cans of beer and it's half the bloody price'
    That was the biggest laugh I've had in a while...................
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    That was the biggest laugh I've had in a while...................

    ^^^^^+1 on that. You can be sure I will be repeating that one at work.....but only to the guys.

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    No wonder the poor woman is fat. Look what she has to put up with. Either she is fat, probably from trying to eat herself into a coma to get away from him or she isn't fat and he just likes to put her down. Either way I see no humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    I am dismayed when men talk like that.
    It is pretty sad when folks speak to each other that way, you're right.

    Gotta wonder where their role models were when they were growing up, people like that.
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    No you're not.
    So................Why and how do you form such a conclusion ma'am?
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    oneshot, after not having a good day today...that was a treat. Thanks, still laughing

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    you'll be reading about herny in the obit's next week....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sensei2 View Post
    the way i'm reading that exchange, henry was referring to HIS experience when getting on the scale.
    I'm thinking sensei2's interpretation makes the most sense. Still a funny story though.

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    I know a guy who asked his wife what she wanted for Christmas.
    She said she wanted something 'fast', something that could go from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds...he bought her a scale.
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