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True Walmart Story...I swear!

This is a discussion on True Walmart Story...I swear! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by blanco64 I'm thinking sensei2's interpretation makes the most sense. Still a funny story though. You may be right. If he was talking ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blanco64 View Post
    I'm thinking sensei2's interpretation makes the most sense. Still a funny story though.
    You may be right. If he was talking about Mary the sentence would have finished with, "I'll do that for free."
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    I know a guy who asked his wife what she wanted for Christmas.
    She said she wanted something 'fast', something that could go from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds...he bought her a scale.
    And he will be getting out of the hospital next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    No you're not.
    I agree with Rock, how do you come to that conclusion? How are you judging all men on this?
    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    So................Why and how do you form such a conclusion ma'am?
    Just kidding you, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mulle46 View Post
    I agree with Rock, how do you come to that conclusion? How are you judging all men on this?
    I should have put the smilie face at the end of that statement. Not judging men at all.
    Not that I couldn't. ( )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    I should have put the smilie face at the end of that statement. Not judging men at all.
    Not that I couldn't. ( )
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    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^

    One of my deceased sisters had a husband (note I did not say "BIL") that was a narcissistic overbearing egotistical buffoon of a weeny bag that demeaned, belittled and emotionally tormented both my sister (bless her heart) and their two daughters. My two nieces now have significant emotional challenges and self-esteem problems for which he bears responsibility. May he rot in Hades and bear the scorn of all who gaze upon him in perpetuity.

    He only has one testicle too.

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    What would it be like if they were gun shopping lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by HardBall View Post
    What would it be like if they were gun shopping lol
    He'd probably still be shooting his mouth off. And she'd probably still be bearing the brunt of it.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    Rock, after reading your post it immediately reminded me of this story I heard on the news the other day.
    Florida teen fatally shoots father in attempt to protect mother, police say | Fox News

    Nice to see someone gets what's coming to them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Nice to see someone gets what's coming to them.
    Dear God, please don't ever let me have what's...coming to me. Amen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    Dear God, please don't ever let me have what's...coming to me. Amen.
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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