This is a discussion on True Walmart Story...I swear! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; This really happened a couple of hours ago at our local Walmart. Wife and I were shopping when going down an aile I heard this: ...
This really happened a couple of hours ago at our local Walmart.
Wife and I were shopping when going down an aile I heard this:
Woman: Henry, this is not too much (she was looking at a fancy digital scale)
Man: Mary, i ain't no way in hell spending 75 dollars on a a gadget that tells you that you are fat!
So,,Walmart humor can be true events
Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?”
And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
Nice, lol too much turkey and pie for mary
And that's when the fight started...
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Wait till he finds out how much that gadget costs that wires his broken jaw shut.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain
That was "date night" for them
Sounds like my MIL and FIL...........
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I remember when my mom was alive,if the scale showed she weighed more than she thought,she blamed the scale and would set the zero back the amount of poundage she figured it was off,I happened to step on it one day and discovered I had lost 40 pounds over night
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So tell us suntzu, were you able to contain the laughter? I don't think I would've been able to.
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That is funny!
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Every time I go to Wally World its another episode of Honey Boo Boo, I swear!
I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
Sun, don't leave us hanging on Mary's response. Lol
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Yep, they tolerate talk like that to each other, but let a stranger slight them over a Parking Space...and it's cause for a GUNFIGHT!
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the way i'm reading that exchange, henry was referring to HIS experience when getting on the scale.