True Walmart Story...I swear!

True Walmart Story...I swear!

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    True Walmart Story...I swear!

    This really happened a couple of hours ago at our local Walmart.

    Wife and I were shopping when going down an aile I heard this:

    Woman: Henry, this is not too much (she was looking at a fancy digital scale)

    Man: Mary, i ain't no way in hell spending 75 dollars on a a gadget that tells you that you are fat!

    So,,Walmart humor can be true events
    Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?”
    And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by suntzu View Post
    Man: Mary, i ain't no way in hell spending 75 dollars on a a gadget that tells you that you are fat!
    Looks like that family's already got one for free ... a "scale" that is.
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    Nice, lol too much turkey and pie for mary

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    And that's when the fight started...
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    Wait till he finds out how much that gadget costs that wires his broken jaw shut.
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    That was "date night" for them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Wait till he finds out how much that gadget costs that wires his broken jaw shut.
    That won't be happening until after they pick up the "deep-fryer" on Friday.

    I wonder if she still gets him his can o' beer with as much relish as she did last week. Things that make you go "Hmmmm."
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    Sounds like my MIL and FIL...........
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    I remember when my mom was alive,if the scale showed she weighed more than she thought,she blamed the scale and would set the zero back the amount of poundage she figured it was off,I happened to step on it one day and discovered I had lost 40 pounds over night
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    So tell us suntzu, were you able to contain the laughter? I don't think I would've been able to.
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    That is funny!
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    Every time I go to Wally World its another episode of Honey Boo Boo, I swear!
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    Sun, don't leave us hanging on Mary's response. Lol
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    Yep, they tolerate talk like that to each other, but let a stranger slight them over a Parking Space...and it's cause for a GUNFIGHT!
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    the way i'm reading that exchange, henry was referring to HIS experience when getting on the scale.

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