Bacon Shaving Cream??

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    Question Bacon Shaving Cream??

    Just when you think every bit of bacon innovation has been cooked up, another seemingly unbelievable creation is unveiled for the world to enjoy.

    But today's new bacon offering is not to be eaten. Rather, it's to be used as part of the distinguished gentleman's grooming routine: bacon shaving cream.

    For $14.99, you can purchase a limited-edition can of what creator J&D's Foods suggests "is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with."

    And in a video report from KIRO TV, at least one local Seattle barbershop swears the lather is top-notch, in addition to, well, smelling like bacon.

    "You're going to feel good, you're going to smell good and you're probably going to taste good," J&D's Dave Lefkow tells KIRO. "This is something that every bacon-loving American male needs."

    However, the bacon shaving cream is being produced in a limited run of 2,500. Let's hope that has nothing to do with the rumored bacon shortage threatening our collective futures.

    Still, covering your face in bacon-scented shaving cream does pose its share of risks. The self-described "Bacontrepreneurs" at J&D's offer a fair warning to anyone using their new shaving cream: "Prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears."

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    OMG. I'd have to put my dog down if I ever wore that stuff.
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    OMG! Talk about a solution looking for a problem!
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    It is a waste of money.....I just rub Virginia Country Ham on my face after I shave...One large slice will last for about a week if you keep it in a Zip Lock Bag in the crisper in the Fridge....
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    Everything should taste and smell like bacon.
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    I guess if you want to meet hungry women then this is the way to go. The big girls will be on you like monkeys on a cupcake.

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    If you cut yourself shaving, will you get "Swine Flu"?
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    Stocking stuffer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    Stocking stuffer...
    Be careful where you hang that stocking; especially if you have cats or dogs in your house!
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    Unless it's for shavin' the dog's heinie, I can't see the need. But then, that would add a whole new level to the problem of dogs chasing their own tails ...
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    My wife found Bacon Dental Floss in one of the junk catalogs she gets in the mail. I think the shaving cream has it beat.
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    This is just wrong....
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    Tactical bacon, bacon vodka, etc. etc. etc. and now shaving cream..
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    "Shaving bacon" Isn't that what they do at fast food restaurants offering "bacon cheeseburgers?"
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    It better be safe to ingest it!!!
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