I got nuthin'........
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Stock up on wooden bullets: The Serbian village that's warning of a vampire on the loose - The Week
I got nuthin'........
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
"Sometimes when you're making gumbo, people just show up.", Leah Chase
Call Van Helsing!
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
Look up the word gullible in the dictionary, and there will be a photograph of the
Residents of the western Serbian village of Zarozje
I have a better chance of believing that BEC/BEK's exist than Vampires.
Post # 89 for those out of the loop.
I would rather die with good men than hide with cowards
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."
M&Pc .357sig, 2340Sigpro .357sig
Hmmm, maybe I need to export garlic to Serbia
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
Remember, Hornady now makes Zombie Killer rounds!
"If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."
Actually the Vampire legends come from this region of the world. Recently they found an old cemetery and some of the bodies (skeletons actually) had iron spikes driven through them. It was thought that some people came back as "undead" due to dying under mysterious circumstances, and the iron spike was employed to keep the undead person from returning to harm the living.
The people misunderstood the process of decomposition. When they thought a dead person had come back, often the body was exhumed and inspected. They would see fluids such as blood dripping from the corner of the mouth, the body appeared bloated and the finger nails seemed longer. In decomposition, fluids are emitted, the body is bloated not from drinking the blood of the living but from bacteria, and the skin shrinks away from the fingernails giving the appearance of growing. However in their ignorance of such things, they drove spikes into the body just in case.
The vampire story we know of comes from Bram Stoker's "Dracula" a fictional account written using a combination of legend and other folkore of the vampire. Count Dracula was based upon Vlad Dracula, a one time ruthless ruler of the kindom of Wallachia now Romania in modern times.
I always liked Leslie Nielsen in "Dracula, Dead and Loving It" but I have a quirky sense of humour anyhow.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
What a great way to generate revenue for the town!
Hornady "Garlic Tipped" bullets?
Might as well send garlic-tipped silver bullets and call them good for whatever ails you.
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
Sorry guys, I just got done messin' with Sasquatch. AHHhhh good times. Now, where are we here?
Vietnam Vets, WELCOME HOME
Crossman 760 BB/Pellet, Daisy Red Ryder, Crossman Wrist Rocket, 14 Steak Knives, 3 Fillet Knives, Rolling Pin-14", Various Hunting Knives, 2 Baseball Bats, 3 Big Dogs and a big American Flag flying in the yard. I have no firearms; Try the next house.
Fine, they can have their Vampires but they better not try to co-opt our BEK's!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.