Homeless Vampire on the Loose

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    Homeless Vampire on the Loose

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    I got nuthin'........
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    Call Van Helsing!
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    Look up the word gullible in the dictionary, and there will be a photograph of the

    Residents of the western Serbian village of Zarozje



    I have a better chance of believing that BEC/BEK's exist than Vampires.
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    Hmmm, maybe I need to export garlic to Serbia
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    Actually the Vampire legends come from this region of the world. Recently they found an old cemetery and some of the bodies (skeletons actually) had iron spikes driven through them. It was thought that some people came back as "undead" due to dying under mysterious circumstances, and the iron spike was employed to keep the undead person from returning to harm the living.

    The people misunderstood the process of decomposition. When they thought a dead person had come back, often the body was exhumed and inspected. They would see fluids such as blood dripping from the corner of the mouth, the body appeared bloated and the finger nails seemed longer. In decomposition, fluids are emitted, the body is bloated not from drinking the blood of the living but from bacteria, and the skin shrinks away from the fingernails giving the appearance of growing. However in their ignorance of such things, they drove spikes into the body just in case.

    The vampire story we know of comes from Bram Stoker's "Dracula" a fictional account written using a combination of legend and other folkore of the vampire. Count Dracula was based upon Vlad Dracula, a one time ruthless ruler of the kindom of Wallachia now Romania in modern times.

    I always liked Leslie Nielsen in "Dracula, Dead and Loving It" but I have a quirky sense of humour anyhow.
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    What a great way to generate revenue for the town!

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    Hornady "Garlic Tipped" bullets?
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    Might as well send garlic-tipped silver bullets and call them good for whatever ails you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    Hmmm, maybe I need to export garlic to Serbia
    Add a can of pepper spray to each order. That should slow this dummy down.
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    Sorry guys, I just got done messin' with Sasquatch. AHHhhh good times. Now, where are we here?
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    Fine, they can have their Vampires but they better not try to co-opt our BEK's!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon10125 View Post
    Call Van Helsing!
    Blade is much better.

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