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This is a discussion on Zombie Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by onacoma OK Here goes my random thoughts! After watching one of our fav-o-rite tv programs I now have these life questions: 1. ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by onacoma View Post
    OK Here goes my random thoughts!

    After watching one of our fav-o-rite tv programs I now have these life questions:

    1. If a Vampire bites a Zombie or vice versa what happens?
    2. Does the Zombie burst into flames when exposed to sun light?
    3. Does the Zombie or Vampire need both the flesh and blood to survive?
    4. Will we need both wooden stakes as well as Zombie rounds to kill the hy-breed?
    5. Heck what do we call the hy-breed?
    6. Will Hornady replace the plastic in their Zombie rounds with blessed wood? And what will be the increased cost?
    7. Of course we’ll need to do a double tap to kill the hy-breed! Wooden stake to the heart and a Zombie round to the brain? Or with Hornady’s new round just a standard double tap!

    My brain is smoked with all the issues this causes!
    my idea is that if you're gun has silver in the frame or is "blessed" it should pass the effects onto the round. Thats how it works in D&D anyway, a flaming bow shoots fire arrows even if you start with normal arrows.
    Another idea is the governor, silver shot works better than silver bullets.


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    Maybe for those that don't want to use lethal force against the Zompires, Foxlabs could come up with a spray that has a mixture of silver, wood particles, and garlic in it. The canister would of course have a cross on it.
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    Is any force "lethal" or "non lethal"against the undead?

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    Regardless of the original intent of this post, it is my concrete opinion that Zombie's Random Thoughts consist of:

    1. Brains
    2. Brains
    3. Brains. Oh, and....
    4. Brains


    That is all.
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    DoubleTap needs to come out with a silver bullet cartridge, aka The Stake Driver. No veggies/fillers there. Problem solved.
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    Silver bullets don't work, they shatter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    If a person is a vegan before he 'turns' into a zombie,will he still only eat veggies?
    Mr. Potato Head will be in deep trouble!

    And methinks it's a really slow day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badey View Post
    Please tell me you are kidding.

    Edit: states have done dumber things, like ban internet hunting (which never really existed).
    MSMBC update The UN special council to Zombie's has made a ruling and it has been signed by UN president Moon.
    Regardless of where they are buried and rise from they will still be citizens of their birth country , they have a human right to return home.
    Any Zombie that parents a child in a non birth country will be granted dual citizen ship.
    There will be no movement on a Zombie home land due to this current finding.
    Any country that fails to protect Zombie right will be brought before the court.
    Farther more the world health Org. has ruled Zombie blood while infected is no threat to the public and denying any service based on fear of contact will be investigated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    If a person is a vegan before he 'turns' into a zombie,will he still only eat veggies?
    No, they will just eat people who are all ready "vegetables" (brain dead).
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    Nom nom nommm, Nom, Nom, nom...(intro to "Song of the Zombies" from Night Crawler Records)
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    Vampire sightings but no Zombies - Yet

    They've seen Vampires:

    News from The Associated Press

    Still looking for the Zombies!


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    So Congress is up the Thick Brown Creek?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    Regardless of the original intent of this post, it is my concrete opinion that Zombie's Random Thoughts consist of:

    1. Brains
    2. Brains
    3. Brains. Oh, and....
    4. Brains


    That is all.
    Only elitist Zombies feast only on the brains! Most will eat warm flesh also!

    Zombies have been around for a long time! Even Bob Hope researched them - See Link:

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    Last edited by onacoma; December 1st, 2012 at 07:13 PM. Reason: n in long!


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    Do zombies poop?
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