Nurse at the Bank

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    Nurse at the Bank

    A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

    Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

    When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:

    "Well, that's great....that's just great.... Some ass has got my pen!"
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    A great laugh to start the day. Thanks for posting that one. Loved it.

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    I'm grinning from cheek to cheek, though I can't speak for the poor sod who's got her pen. Ba da bing!
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    Now THAT'S Funny!

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    Nurses Go to Heaven


    Three nurses went to heaven, and were waiting to plead their cases to St. Peter to enter the pearly gates.

    The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, but occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven."

    St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

    The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard."

    St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

    The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."

    St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for five days!"
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
    NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.

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    HeHeHeHe!!!!!!!!!!

    Good one duk!
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    My wife is a nurse and hospital administrator, she loved it!
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    How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?



    Taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste.
    Many years ago, I had a friend. whose parents were doctors and he told me the following story.
    When I was six years old, I decided to search through my father's dresser and I found a thermometer. I thought I would show how big I was by taking my own temperature. I put the thermometer in my mouth and walked down stairs. My dad saw me and said, "Thats NOT where I put THAT thermometer!" I used an entire bottle of Scope rinsing my mouth out."
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    Good one dukalmighty, made me laugh.
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