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Dumb & Dumber's Cousin

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    Dumb & Dumber's Cousin

    I am still at work so I gotta make this quick. Earlier today i was stopped by a guest who told me that somebody had tried to get in his room by using the old "Knock-Knock. Housekeeping!" trick. The guest checked the peephole and saw that the individual was not wearing the hotel's uniform so he send him away. He gave me the description of the suspect and I contacted the other officer on duty and we did a search of the premises. We found the guy as he was leaving by the front door but probably unaware we were looking for him. The other officer said: "wait one minute. I recognize the guy!" It seems that earlier that afternoon, the suspect came in and was lost trying to get to the Human resources office. The officer saw him and escorted him to the office where the suspect proceeded to apply for a job!

    I also stepped outside 10 minutes ago. It is a full moon No wonder!
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    Not the sharpest tool in the shed huh

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    Job? As director of security maybe, since housekeeping didn't work out?
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    Reminds me of the old SNL "Shark" skit. As a friend always says..."sharp as a box of rocks".
    eschew obfuscation

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    Update: Dumb Cousin returned to property after my shift trying to pull the same scam. His prize was a couple of steel bracelets and a trip to one of Broward County's better LEO Spas for the Incurable Stupid. Turned out that he is a "Homeless" person and allegedly meant no harm.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Trying to enter a guests room under false pretenses as houskeeping is harmless? Hmmmm..........
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    Maybe he just wanted to clean their rooms?

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    "Housekeeping. You want me fluff pillow?"

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    Sounds like tommy boy to me LOL.

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