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Stealing Baby Jesus!

This is a discussion on Stealing Baby Jesus! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by DocT65 Hmmmm.....maybe there's a market for nativity scenes with detonating figures??? Steal figures, go boom? lol, thats in the spirit of the ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocT65 View Post
    Hmmmm.....maybe there's a market for nativity scenes with detonating figures??? Steal figures, go boom?
    lol, thats in the spirit of the season.
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    I can see the Cops raiding their house "OH God Help US" Heck no you stole baby Jesus
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    Seems like this happens every year.
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    If only they recognized the irony of their act.

    I think Jesus would approve.
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    Some degenerates will steal anything just to be stealing.
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    Its only a doll. Whoever stole it deserves public ridicule, but it's not like he named it Mohammed, is it?
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    While I detest stealing from a nativity scene it does remind me of an old episode of Adam-12. They had been called to a church because the statue of the baby Jesus had been stolen. While talking with the preist a young boy comes up with a red wagon. In the wagon was the statue. He had promised Jesus a ride in his wagon if he got one for Christmas and he was just keeping his promise. Boy the things you can remember over time. I hope this is something similar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    If only they recognized the irony of their act.

    I think Jesus would approve.
    Too true.

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    Regardless of the age of the thief, this is an act that signifies immaturity and a demand for attention.

    However, that senseless action may end up focusing more attention than would otherwise be shown regarding the nativity scene and its meaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Why does anyone want to do this? It's bad enough to steal, but robbing the Nativity scene of its central figure? It just boggles the mind.

    Police probe stolen baby Jesus - The Herald Dispatch
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    Hey! Some people just NEED Jesus!
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    Now there is a $500 reward offered for the return of the Baby Jesus figure. I can just imagine the dim witted thief bringing it back and attempting to claim the reward.

    $500 reward offered for baby Jesus doll - The Herald Dispatch
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Now there is a $500 reward offered for the return of the Baby Jesus figure. I can just imagine the dim witted theif bringing it back and attempting to claim the reward.

    $500 reward offered for baby Jesus doll - The Herald Dispatch
    Yeah, but I can just imagine a "friend" of his could use some Christmas money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Yeah, but I can just imagine a "friend" of his could use some Christmas money.
    That will probably be what gets him caught.
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    Couldn't you just buy a new baby Jesus doll for less than $500? For that much money I could dress him up in an Elvis costume.
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