Stealing Baby Jesus!

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    Stealing Baby Jesus!

    Why does anyone want to do this? It's bad enough to steal, but robbing the Nativity scene of its central figure? It just boggles the mind.

    Police probe stolen baby Jesus - The Herald Dispatch
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    I hope and pray the thief's life is changed.
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    Who knows why people do things like this? It's maddening and discouraging to think that that mentality is so prevalent nowdays. I wonder how good the picture they got of the guy on video is and if they'll catch him.
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    I would guess that it is teenage males who think stealing baby Jesus is funny.
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    Lol, someone a few towns away from me did the same thing.

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    Why would you go through the effort only to steal a supporting actor? It's not like the penalty is less for stealing one of the wise men or one of the cows or something. I'm guessing thieves wouldn't walk into a jewelry store and target the cubic zirconia either... but I'm no expert.

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    That little baby Jesus will be back in the manger before long. Don't you worry.

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    Probably just a gag by some kid, but dont discount interested animals.

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    That's one heck of a headline, there.

    Maybe someone was just mucking out the stalls but got it wrong ...
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    Is cute!

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    Probably PETA, wanting to get that evil biped away from all of those righteous animals.
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    Hmmmm.....maybe there's a market for nativity scenes with detonating figures??? Steal figures, go boom?
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