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Merry Christmas !!!!!
"If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."
I've got it!!!!
Try it. It rolls right off the tongue.
Time to get a national movement going. When you hear others saying it, just remember it was that weirdo Iggy from DefensiveCarry that started it all.
Raleigh... Where Barney comes to Party...
Glock 27 or M&P Shield for every day carry (LCP for deep conceal when necessary)... Glock 23 for the home.
Call me Iggy. Only my mother calls me by my full given name.
Merry Christmas! HoHoHo! Anyone who's offended can go pound sand. I'm about to get offended by all these...offended people!
There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.
I say Merry Christmas when it's approporiate.
I've noticed that in my area they are walking back the PC thing. In a department store I go to, for a few years they were saying, Happy Holidays. Last year they were saying Merry Christmas again. I asked one of the salespeople about it and she said that they were told it's OK to say again.
Maybe there's hope yet!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
In 2005, my company's HR came out with a policy that forbade management from using the word "Christmas" when referring to the holiday in any corporate email. We were required to use ther terms "winter holiday", and "season's greetings".
I bailed from the rat race the following year.
'Clinging to my guns and religion
"If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast."
William T. Sherman
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
- Roy Batty
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.............
Merry Christmas whether the LOPOs like it or not.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Merry Christmas. Unless you have a bell & a little red kettle.....then its, " Get the *#@$%*** away from me!"
usually my greeting, is "hello, how ya doing, etc....." I usually wish people "Merry Christmas" at parting
“You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”
― Robert A. Heinlein,
Merry Christmas if you please. Merry Christmas if you don't please.