Soooo that is how babies are made

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    Cool Soooo that is how babies are made

    Who would have thought???

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    There's an airhead born every minute.
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    Now, that's a perfect series of photos for the family album! I like it. Plays on all the stereotypical parts of it, too, with the "bearfoot and preggers" part and him having his "socks" knocked off by the birth (well, at least his right shoe).

    Useful for helping to introduce "Junior" to the facts of life, too. "28psi ... avoid bursting."
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    I am 72 years old and I always wondered how it happened.

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    My first wife was evidently cheating on me.....we had 3 kids, and I never had her anywhere near a air pump!
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    A coworker told me this joke last week:
    One day, a little boy asks his father, "Dad, I was wondering, since you an mom sleep in separate twin beds, how did me and my sister come to be?". The dad replies, "Well son, you know that baseball glove I keep by my bed. Every so often I throw it at your mom. Sometimes she throws it back at me and other times she brings it.
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    That is really a clever idea. : )

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    very clever
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    Three things wrong with that photo series,
    one) those $.25 air compressors don't ever work.
    Two) something does get inflated but I believe it's the other way around.
    Three) the woman is smiling the entire time.
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    Yep, that's definitely how it's done.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Yep, that's definitely how it's done.
    My 7 and 5 year olds just asked me. "Dad, is that really how babies are made?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxytwo View Post
    I am 72 years old and I always wondered how it happened.
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    Whatever happened to the cabbage patch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RAL View Post
    Whatever happened to the cabbage patch?
    That's SO yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    That's SO yesterday.
    Not so yesterday as you think.....
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