On The First Day of Christmass...... Keep this going....

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  1. December 11th, 2012 02:37 AM #1
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    On The First Day of Christmass...... Keep this going....

    Rules... you get to substitue what the gifts were/are............ (how good is that?)

    I'll start off.............

    On the first day of Christmass.. My true love gave to me...... a cheap Chi-Com nock off of an AK 74.....

    Or if you prefer...... ... on the Second day....... 'Two Stun Grenades'

    (this is where you harminize and just go with it). (Note to all you slightly uniformed young or old Farts - yes, the AK 74 exists......http://images.search.yahoo.com/image...fr=yfp-t-701-s)

    OK - if you have the Holiday Nuts................ keep this going in the sense of the............. God D. song!

    Just to get it through your thick brains (joke)............



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    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- Two boxes of auto-tracking, armor-piercing, thermo-nuclear hollowpoints.
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