This is a discussion on Advice : Don't Report for Work After Robbing a Bank! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; This is kind of bad but has a good end and a comical comment on the article. We had a bank robbery on Wednesday 12/12/12 ...
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This is kind of bad but has a good end and a comical comment on the article.
We had a bank robbery on Wednesday 12/12/12 (unlucky day numerically speaking) and there was a good photo of the robber.
Needless to say not a very bright one by not covering up more. He was identified by tips and ultimately arrested by St. Albans, WV as he was "reporting for work."
Here are the details.
Suspect arrested in bank robbery - The Herald Dispatch
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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Really not a bad deal...just a few hundred bucks for room and board for 10-20 years.
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"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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Wonder where he was "reporting to work"?
Evidently he's a graduate of "The School For Kids Who Can't Spell So Good". (Thanks Zoolander!)
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Maybe he should have worn a disguise to work.
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I took several looks at "his" picture during the robbery and swore he was a she!Originally Posted by Glhadiator
Maybe that was an attempt to look female and he failed miserably.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers Johnny!
Mug shot of said youth attempting to turn his life around.
Suspect arrested in bank robbery - The Herald Dispatch
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
At least he's a hard-working, tax-paying criminal.
Retired USAF E-8. Avatar is OldVet from days long gone - 1978. Oh, to be young again...
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
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I need to amend the title of my thread to:
Don't Report to the Car Dealership Where You Work After Robbing a Bank!
Here is WSAZ's news footage of the robber.
I was a car salesman, once. Glad I got out before resorting to this.
UPDATE: Barboursville Bank Robbery Suspect Arrested in Kanawha County
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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