Advice : Don't Report for Work After Robbing a Bank!

Advice : Don't Report for Work After Robbing a Bank!

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    Advice : Don't Report for Work After Robbing a Bank!

    This is kind of bad but has a good end and a comical comment on the article.

    We had a bank robbery on Wednesday 12/12/12 (unlucky day numerically speaking) and there was a good photo of the robber.

    Needless to say not a very bright one by not covering up more. He was identified by tips and ultimately arrested by St. Albans, WV as he was "reporting for work."

    Here are the details.

    Suspect arrested in bank robbery - The Herald Dispatch
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    Criminals are stupid. Give him a sign - idiot
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    Really not a bad deal...just a few hundred bucks for room and board for 10-20 years.
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    Wonder where he was "reporting to work"?

    Evidently he's a graduate of "The School For Kids Who Can't Spell So Good". (Thanks Zoolander!)
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    Maybe he should have worn a disguise to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glhadiator View Post
    Maybe he should have worn a disguise to work.
    I took several looks at "his" picture during the robbery and swore he was a she!

    Maybe that was an attempt to look female and he failed miserably.
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    Must not have got much from the bank if he needed to return to work.
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    "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers Johnny!

    Mug shot of said youth attempting to turn his life around.

    Suspect arrested in bank robbery - The Herald Dispatch
    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

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    At least he's a hard-working, tax-paying criminal.
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    I need to amend the title of my thread to:

    Don't Report to the Car Dealership Where You Work After Robbing a Bank!

    Here is WSAZ's news footage of the robber.

    I was a car salesman, once. Glad I got out before resorting to this.

    UPDATE: Barboursville Bank Robbery Suspect Arrested in Kanawha County
    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

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