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    Next time you're called to testify...

    fall down and get a concussion, then you won't have to! Genius. State Department says Clinton got concussion early last week, diagnosed Thursday | Fox News

    I guess throwing yourself against a tree like Shane did is too messy.
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    I thought the same thing. Not to diminish her condition, BUT, football players have had concussions from collosal collisions with 250lb. brutes and then are cleared to play the next week.
    Benghazi will just fade away, especially since Newtown has taken over the news cycle.
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    I don't believe it for a second. It isn't difficult to get a doctor to provide you a "diagnosis".
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    The last time Hillary was called to testify about anything, she pretended her memory was so shoddy that she could not remember anything at all. So why should this be any different? Such is the state of our political heroes these days. I tend to remember Nixon and Agnew did not get away with these shenanigans, but that was back when investigative reporters had Republicans to stir fry, not their standard bearers.
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    I hope she recovers in time to be our next President
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    She is a coward. Makes her look more guilty in my eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    I hope she recovers in time to be our next President
    ...that made me thanks!
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    IMO................a ploy to get off, naturally.

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    It's such BS it's insulting.. But the American public will take it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    ...that made me thanks!
    Unfortunately in 2017 you will be
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    Unfortunately in 2017 you will be
    Too late...I've been doing that since 2008.
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    Gee...why am I not suprised.

    She's a Clinton. You know...the same as the "I did not have sex with that woman" impeached President.

    Nothing new there.
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    She is a lawyer. STALL STALL ~ Stall For Time. That is what they do.
    They don't like to be on the receiving end of questioning.
    I hope her concussion didn't give her permanent amnesia because I don't think that issue is going away.

    Get Well Soon Hillary!
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    take up ice hockey, you could get checked into the boards night before you get called in.

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