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End of the world in 4 days

This is a discussion on End of the world in 4 days within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Y'all have (again, Jeanlouise) forgotten history. Mark Twain said "I want to be in Kentucky when the end of the world comes. Because it's always... ...

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    Y'all have (again, Jeanlouise) forgotten history. Mark Twain said "I want to be in Kentucky when the end of the world comes. Because it's always...20 years behind." Y'all can come stay at my house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post


    It'll end in waves, eh? East to west? Whew! I feel so much better.

    Wait, though: if it ends where you are, how're ya gonna notify?
    Yes, due to the times zones, the end will come in waves.
    As to how I'm going to notify John, well, that's his problem, I'll be gone.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    Y'all have (again, Jeanlouise) forgotten history. Mark Twain said "I want to be in Kentucky when the end of the world comes. Because it's always...20 years behind." Y'all can come stay at my house.
    Should we bring snacks or will you provide them?
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    I have the countdown app on my phone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    As to how I'm going to notify John, well, that's his problem, I'll be gone.
    Ah, I get it now. Meaning .... when I see you finally off the DC forum (when that little "green light" goes out), then I'll know it's the end of the world?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Ah, I get it now. Meaning .... when I see you finally off the DC forum (when that little "green light" goes out), then I'll know it's the end of the world?
    Yes!

    btw, I'm a great multitasker. I can type, post, do laundry, cook, wrap presents, change the sheets, walk the dog and make peanut brittle all before 1:45.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Should we bring snacks or will you provide them?
    You can bring the fresh water. Will there be enough parking there, or should we pool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    If the world doesn't end, I'm going to have to do a lot of last minute Christmas shopping
    Now THERE'S an elf after my own heart!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckey1115 View Post
    You can bring the fresh water. Will there be enough parking there, or should we pool?
    Definitely pool...it's "greener" that way.
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    I will be waiting with baited breath!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon10125 View Post
    I will be waiting with baited breath!
    Baited breath? You can set in the back!
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    I don't have a job right now so if the world ends in 4 days I haven't lost anything.

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    Might be a blessing so we don't have to listen anymore to these fool politicians embellishing this awful event....

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