End of the world in 4 days

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    Too bad, IL right to carry was going to go into effect on the 22nd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Definitely pool...it's "greener" that way.
    Oh Yeah!!! I call "Shotgun"! I haven't done that in a whole lot'a years.
    Never challenge an old man, because if you lose, you’ve lost to an old man, and if you win, so what?

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    Didn't the world already end for the Mayans?
    "Life is tough but it's really tough if you are stupid"

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    endofdays.jpg

    The weather forecast wasn't looking up this morning, unless you've stockpiled enough food and ammunition in your underground safe house.

    That pic has been circulating Facebook, not even sure what area it was meant to signify.
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    There are two types of people who carry concealed weapons...Responsible ones and Irresponsible ones...which are you...

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    The world forecast!!!
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    BigJon, maybe we ought to subscribe to an East Coast webcam live feed.
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    This has got to have something to do with the end of Twinkies.
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    The end of Twinkies (HoHos, Hostess Apple Pies, et al) IS The End of The World!
    There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.

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    Mprp, good call! I usually do for new years eve as I am not a young party animal any more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon10125 View Post
    ...as I am not a young party animal any more.
    Does that mean that you are now an...OLD party animal?
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    There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.

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    Re: End of the world in 4 days

    it's my wife's birthday. Should I buy gift or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oaklands View Post
    it's my wife's birthday. Should I buy gift or not?
    Yes, if you want to live.
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    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    With the current state of our society and the path we are on, I don't think it would actually be that bad of a thing if the world were to actually end. As a nation we are morally bankrupt, and quickly heading towards monetary bankruptcy.
    "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    Does that mean that you are now an...OLD party animal?
    I am actually a relatively, young, 30, guy who enjoys sleep!
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