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"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
I am offering a non-refundable service of taking care of your weapons, pets and keeping your car batteries charged. $200 payable by Thursday and your address. Credit cards are fine and I'm more than happy to get you references.
As long as you don't mind me being the reference.
I think the Mayans were gun owners... and they knew that right about now would be when the World As We (gun owners) Know It... would change forever...
If they were right in the smaller context... I really do hope they're right in the larger, as well.
All that said....
It could be worse.
"The History of our Revolution will be one continued Lye from one end to the other."
We are having a party at the American Legion. Jello shots and DJ. Poor hubby has to work.
I know I may get smacked for this one, but it's the end of the world. Please cut me some slack on this one.
A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
Susan B. Anthony
A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
For all those who believe the end is here in a few days, sign over your house,cars,bank account,assets, to me hurry!!! Love you man.... Eddie.
Naw, Teaxs will secede from the Mayan calendar. We'll be just fine down here on our own...
I never let schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain
with the world ending soon feel free to send me any valuables you have inculding "worthless" paper curency.
Mossberg 835 Ulti-MAG
M&P Shield .40sw
Hey, I just realized something. Mrs. GT & I are going to a big "Ugly Christmas Sweater Party" for charity that night. I'm wearing the fugliest Christmas sweater since fugly was invented! So if the Mayan's are right, I should at least get a serious chuckle from St. Peter...before he pulls that trapdoor!
There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. " - Edmund Burke
Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe the Mayans just got bored and stopped making calendars? I'm thinking Homer Simpson-like Mayans with short attention spans and a penchant for doughnuts.
what happens after the end of the world?
the beginning of a new one!!!!!!