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With the end of the world right around the corner, I've decided that I'm going to send my boss and his bosses very descriptive emails about how I feel about them.
If it turns out the Mayans were wrong, I'll simply fake a concussion so I can avoid answering why I did such a stupid thing.
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Shooting one's mouth off is one situation in which having "select(ive)-fire" can be a good thing.
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
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And you could maybe loan me 20 bucks before then. I don't want'a go out broke!
Never challenge an old man, because if you lose, you’ve lost to an old man, and if you win, so what?
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I'm ready for the end in 4 days! I bought a couple of gallons of water yesterday at the grocery store to hold me over.
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If some whackjob tries anything near me and my family the only one experiencing the end of the world will be them!
Sorry, little fired up this morning, gotta stop reading facebook...
BigJon
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
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Does that mean I invite a foreigner over to my place, let him kill me and give my kids smallpox? If so-- count me in!!!Originally Posted by ghost tracker
Party like a...MAYAN!
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Party like a...MAYAN!
Do we get to disavow all knowledge on the 22nd?
Last edited by Jeanlouise; December 17th, 2012 at 01:24 PM. Reason: I said something that made me sound drunk
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It's like that hour we use to the fullest with daylight savings over here...never happened.
BigJon
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
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Hey, you party how you want to and we'll party how we want to!
ours will be more fun though
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John, since you're on the west coast and I'm on the east...I'll let you know if it ends so you can prepare. No, don't thank me, it's ok.
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Calm down everybody....it's not ending Friday....they found out why the calendar stopped on that day....they found the broken chisel in one of the tombs...it had blood on it......
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The end is in 4 days and because of the policies of the 'current administration' and Obamas Mayan roots...they will just let it happen without doing anything. Unbelievable.
"Confidence is food for the wise man but liquor for the fool"
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It'll end in waves, eh? East to west? Whew! I feel so much better.
Wait, though: if it ends where you are, how're ya gonna notify?
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
It'll end in waves, eh? East to west? Whew! I feel so much better.
Wait, though: if it ends where you are, how're ya gonna notify?
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And Firestorm .38sp Snubby as backup.
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