End of the world in 4 days

End of the world in 4 days

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    End of the world in 4 days

    With the end of the world right around the corner, I've decided that I'm going to send my boss and his bosses very descriptive emails about how I feel about them.
    If it turns out the Mayans were wrong, I'll simply fake a concussion so I can avoid answering why I did such a stupid thing.
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    Shooting one's mouth off is one situation in which having "select(ive)-fire" can be a good thing.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: Why the Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
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    And you could maybe loan me 20 bucks before then. I don't want'a go out broke!
    Never challenge an old man, because if you lose, you’ve lost to an old man, and if you win, so what?

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    I'm ready for the end in 4 days! I bought a couple of gallons of water yesterday at the grocery store to hold me over.
    Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain

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    If some whackjob tries anything near me and my family the only one experiencing the end of the world will be them!

    Sorry, little fired up this morning, gotta stop reading facebook...
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    Party like a...MAYAN!
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    There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    Party like a...MAYAN!
    Does that mean I invite a foreigner over to my place, let him kill me and give my kids smallpox? If so-- count me in!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    Party like a...MAYAN!
    Woo hoo!
    Do we get to disavow all knowledge on the 22nd?
    Last edited by Jeanlouise; December 17th, 2012 at 02:24 PM. Reason: I said something that made me sound drunk
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    It's like that hour we use to the fullest with daylight savings over here...never happened.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pscipio03 View Post
    Does that mean I invite a foreigner over to my place, let him kill me and give my kids smallpox? If so-- count me in!!!
    Hey, you party how you want to and we'll party how we want to!

    ours will be more fun though
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon10125 View Post
    It's like that hour we use to the fullest with daylight savings over here...never happened.
    John, since you're on the west coast and I'm on the east...I'll let you know if it ends so you can prepare. No, don't thank me, it's ok.
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    Calm down everybody....it's not ending Friday....they found out why the calendar stopped on that day....they found the broken chisel in one of the tombs...it had blood on it......
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    The end is in 4 days and because of the policies of the 'current administration' and Obamas Mayan roots...they will just let it happen without doing anything. Unbelievable.
    "Confidence is food for the wise man but liquor for the fool"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    John, since you're on the west coast and I'm on the east...I'll let you know if it ends so you can prepare.


    It'll end in waves, eh? East to west? Whew! I feel so much better.

    Wait, though: if it ends where you are, how're ya gonna notify?
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    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post


    It'll end in waves, eh? East to west? Whew! I feel so much better.

    Wait, though: if it ends where you are, how're ya gonna notify?
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