To my techie friends

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    To my techie friends

    Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
    "Windows frozen."
    Husband texts back:
    "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
    Wife texts back 5 mins later:
    "Computer completely screwed now."

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    HAHAHAHA! I literally just bust out laughing at my desk! Good one Msgt!

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    But, but, but, but did she ever get the window open???
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    My wife would really do that.
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