Things to do before the last day of human existance......![]()
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Things to do before the last day of human existance......![]()
I need to squeeze in one more trip to the range!
Stand out in the front yard, arms spread and embrace the end of the world....After all, it's the only chance you will have..soak it all in and enjoy....they say it will be over fast and you will not suffer.
There are two types of people who carry concealed weapons...Responsible ones and Irresponsible ones...which are you...
Getting my hair cut this afternoon. I don't want to look shabby.
Raleigh... Where Barney comes to Party...
Glock 27 or LCP for every day carry... Glock 23's for the home.
Call me Iggy. Only my mother calls me by my full given name.
Stand on a chair
Remove all sharp objects from you pockets
Lean all the way over
Place your head between your legs and kiss your butt good bye.
(hope butt doesn't get me banned)
Encourage the whole world to.....Shake Hands.
The news should be interesting between now and the 22nd. Let's just hope there isn't another mass shooting planned.
GO STEELERS!
If only they would have banned Mayan calendars, none of this would have ever happend.![]()
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Great! Now I don't have to clean my guns!
"If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."
- Anon
You know, it just occurred to me. Things I can stop worrying about:
lowering my credit card rate!
improving my google placing on the internet!
trading in my wireless phone for the latest model!
figuring out when I can take that free vacation to Orlando!
selecting the date for my free Carribbean cruise!
explaining why my 5 year old home does not need remodeling, or a new roof!
explaining why I am not interested in putting siding on my brick home!
worrying about falling in my home and not having "Life Alert!"
"If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."
- Anon
"The pistol, learn it well, carry it always ..." ~ Jeff Cooper
"Dilgentia Vis Celeritas"
My goal is to steer clear of all the nuts who freak out and do stupid stuff.
Big "End of the World" party at the American Legion complete with jello shots and kereoke. Poor hubby has to work, but his dad said those who are working when it happens will survive. Guess I am going out buzzed and singing. Probably singing "It's the End of the World as We Know It". I have been singing that since November.
A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
Susan B. Anthony
A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
Robert Heinlein
I couldn't be that lucky. The wife is having her family reunion at our house on Saturday