Is The Miss Universe Pageant Rigged?

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Originally Posted by dben002

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I just heard from Area 51, you know where we are told there are no Aliens. Their representatives are hyped up over the contest being rigged to allow only Humans to win.

They have planned a full scale invasion just before the next Miss Universe Pageant.

"Jabba The Hut's planet...what a set of......."
Toes?

:nono:

Gee Stan, do you also spent time wondering why we drive on a PARKway & park on a DRIVEway? :blink:

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Originally Posted by ghost tracker

Gee Stan, do you also spent time wondering why we drive on a PARKway & park on a DRIVEway? :blink:

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I wonder more why feet smell and noses run.

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Originally Posted by dben002

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Umm number 3 is Venom and he is a dude, and only half alien.

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Originally Posted by Stan6406

I wonder more why feet smell and noses run.

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So you DO, as I suspected, have waaaaay too much spare time! :biggrin2:

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Why is the alphabet in that weird order? It doesn't...spell anything!

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Originally Posted by wraithls1

"Jabba The Hut's planet...what a set of......."
Toes?

:nono:

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If toes are what do it for you...it's a free country (universe).:aargh4:

I'll bet they look much hotter in swimsuits. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by dben002

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Originally Posted by The Fish

You don't have the body!!!!!!!

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I've got plenty of body. It's just not arranged right.

I'll take any loser you can send me.

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Originally Posted by OldVet

I've got plenty of body. It's just not arranged right.

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I have the same problem. It must be a result of having been in the U.S.A.F.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by IronMike

I'll take any loser you can send me.

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That's what she said.

Then she got me...wait,I meant...ahh,forget it!

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Originally Posted by Stan6406

James T. Kirk was my hero. Some of those aliens looked pretty good.

OldVet nothing personal but I think I would have to skip the swimsuit part of your performance

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Yeah, I agree, but I would pay a nice sum to see him in the Evening Gown Competition.