Is The Miss Universe Pageant Rigged?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dben002 View Post
    You forgot et.jpg
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    I just heard from Area 51, you know where we are told there are no Aliens. Their representatives are hyped up over the contest being rigged to allow only Humans to win.

    They have planned a full scale invasion just before the next Miss Universe Pageant.
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    "Jabba The Hut's planet...what a set of......."
    Toes?

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    Gee Stan, do you also spent time wondering why we drive on a PARKway & park on a DRIVEway?
    There are only TWO kinds of people in this world; those who describe the world as filled with two kinds of people...and those who don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost tracker View Post
    Gee Stan, do you also spent time wondering why we drive on a PARKway & park on a DRIVEway?
    I wonder more why feet smell and noses run.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dben002 View Post
    Umm number 3 is Venom and he is a dude, and only half alien.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan6406 View Post
    I wonder more why feet smell and noses run.
    So you DO, as I suspected, have waaaaay too much spare time!

    Why is the alphabet in that weird order? It doesn't...spell anything!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wraithls1 View Post
    "Jabba The Hut's planet...what a set of......."
    Toes?

    If toes are what do it for you...it's a free country (universe).
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    I'll bet they look much hotter in swimsuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fish View Post
    You don't have the body!!!!!!!
    I've got plenty of body. It's just not arranged right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I've got plenty of body. It's just not arranged right.
    I have the same problem. It must be a result of having been in the U.S.A.F.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    I'll take any loser you can send me.
    That's what she said.
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    Then she got me...wait,I meant...ahh,forget it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan6406 View Post
    James T. Kirk was my hero. Some of those aliens looked pretty good.

    OldVet nothing personal but I think I would have to skip the swimsuit part of your performance
    Yeah, I agree, but I would pay a nice sum to see him in the Evening Gown Competition.
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