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The end of the world as we know it. Its here. Its o dark thirty and Im awakened by flashes of light and weird noises. Then everything gets pitch black I cant see anything. Im thinking the Mayans are right. I reach to my right and my wife is still in bed and I reach to the foot of the bed and the pooch is where she is usally curled up. Im thinking I have to get to the other side of the house to see if my son is ok. If there is another side of the house.
I reach for my tac light and I cant feel anything but a bottomless dark abyss. I need to get to my light and m&p9c to clear the house of any zombies or boogey men and other bumps in the dark. My adrenalin levels are at a all time high. I dont want panic to set in. Im afraid to step out of bed as I might get swept away into oblivion. A few hours pass and there is more flashes of light and noises. Then lights tv and clocks return to there normal state. WHEW!!!! it was just a power outage from our first winter storm. (Those Damn Mayans)
ha! we had that night before last. and i started out the apocalypse by being neighborly and snow blowing the neighbors sidewalks and driveways. and turning down about $80 worth of their money when they offered to pay me.
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