If only we would have known

If only we would have known

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    If only we would have known

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    Dang
    its 1129 and I'm recovering chairs for the wife's family reunion tomorrow. I know the oreo is all powerful but are you sure its right? Did you talk to its partner milk?
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    OREOS are all knowing and all telling. Do not doubt OREOS.
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    Amazing. I now plan to worship the Oreo since the Mayans have proven themselves to be unreliable.
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    Those "Alien Theorist" on the History Channel should eat more cookies...........
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    Since the Mayan culture failed miserably i am going to have to go with oreo cookie on this one.
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    Yes but it is not the all powerful double stuff
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    Oh crap!
    Looking at that oreo makes me want to go eat some with a big cup of cold milk to dip them in...
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    Does the oreo cookie know he is going to bee devoured in the near future?

    I mean, the Mayan's couldn't see their own demise coming, if he can't either, I'm not sure we can trust either of them.
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    The Oreos are predicting they will make me fat. So far they are spot on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Amazing. I now plan to worship the Oreo since the Mayans have proven themselves to be unreliable.
    I have been worshiping Oreo cookies for years, in fact, I am the grand Poo Ba, of the Church of twist and dunk.
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    I read an article recently that stated the translation of facts from the Mayan calender was incorrect. It seems that the Mayan word for the earth and Twinkie are very similar to each other.
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    I was all good with this and then I found an inconsistency between the regular and the vanilla oreo. Well I don't need all that cookie racial tension so I moved on to trust only the advice of Keebler elves from here forward.
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    Theres only one way to get to the "center" of this problem
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