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its 1129 and I'm recovering chairs for the wife's family reunion tomorrow. I know the oreo is all powerful but are you sure its right? Did you talk to its partner milk?
OREOS are all knowing and all telling. Do not doubt OREOS.
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"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
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Amazing. I now plan to worship the Oreo since the Mayans have proven themselves to be unreliable.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Those "Alien Theorist" on the History Channel should eat more cookies...........
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Since the Mayan culture failed miserably i am going to have to go with oreo cookie on this one.
The easy way is always mined.
Yes but it is not the all powerful double stuff
Looking at that oreo makes me want to go eat some with a big cup of cold milk to dip them in...
The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it...- George Orwell
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Does the oreo cookie know he is going to bee devoured in the near future?
I mean, the Mayan's couldn't see their own demise coming, if he can't either, I'm not sure we can trust either of them.
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The Oreos are predicting they will make me fat. So far they are spot on.
Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.
I read an article recently that stated the translation of facts from the Mayan calender was incorrect. It seems that the Mayan word for the earth and Twinkie are very similar to each other.
Turn the election's in 2014 to a "2A Revolution". It will serve as a 1994 refresher not to "infringe" on our Second Amendment. We know who they are now.........SEND 'EM HOME. Our success in this will be proportional to how hard we work to make it happen.
I was all good with this and then I found an inconsistency between the regular and the vanilla oreo. Well I don't need all that cookie racial tension so I moved on to trust only the advice of Keebler elves from here forward.
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Theres only one way to get to the "center" of this problem
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