Those golfers may be gun owners!
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Woke up this morming. 35 degrees outside with a light rain. Looked out my back window and what do I see. Golfers playing golf on the course behind my house. AND WE ARE CRAZY!
Those golfers may be gun owners!
We need to ban high capacity golf bags!! Why do golfers need 30 balls for 18 holes????
"We need to ban high capacity golf bags!! Why do golfers need 30 balls for 18 holes????"
You've never seen me golf.
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Ok, I confess I am a nut. I golf.
Although it is few and far between due to work blah, blah, blah, I will go. Do I go in horrid weather on purpose? Nope, but I have gone out and it got bad. I too have seen the "nuts" out on courses in weather I never wanted to venture out into but sometimes the love of something makes a person do things others find silly.
During the summer, I went with my dad, and a guy from church. On the back nine a couple guys caught up with us and asked if they could finish out their game with us. Of course we said yes. On number 16 hole I talked with one and the subject of guns came up in reference to a "shot".
He asked if I had a carry permit! I said yes but didn't have my pistol. He proceeded to show me his new gun, a brand new Smith and Wesson in a zippered bag on his golf bag. His partner turned out to be his own father who lived in my county and wanted to know how to go about getting his carry permit. Needless to say, I gave him all the information on how to do it.
So, you never know about us golf nuts.
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Blame the Golf Channel and the golfing games on XBox. Movies like Tin Cup and Caddyshack should be banned. While you're at it, demonize the USGA for protecting the rights of golfers.
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We are the only sain ones. Also I believe golfers carry every club they own to every event. How often do you carry all of your guns on your EDC???
"These days I go down to Wal-Mart and they sell 'em in the back.
Some people wanna take 'em away, why don't you go bust them boys that's sellin' crack.
Guns, whether Remingtons 'er Glocks.
Come on man it ain't like I'm a slingin' 'em on the block." - Justin Moore
Look at it this way,
most golf courses, you must call and get a tee time… Show up at a shooting range with your bag and eight dollars, your good to go.
Golf it is outside, daylight is needed… Indoor shooting ranges are well lit, and open late.
Golfers, feel the need to be around other people… Shooters are quite happy go it alone, you don't need to call your buddies, to go to the range.
You must sneak your clubs out of the house passed your wife and her list of things to do… If you carry concealed properly, she is none the wiser.
I'm sure y'all can add more to this list, and please do.
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Crossman 760 BB/Pellet, Daisy Red Ryder, Crossman Wrist Rocket, 14 Steak Knives, 3 Fillet Knives, Rolling Pin-14", Various Hunting Knives, 2 Baseball Bats, 3 Big Dogs and a big American Flag flying in the yard. I have no firearms; Try the next house.
Maybe we are crazy, maybe not, but we are the ones they look to when the freedoms in which they so liberally revel are threatened, and need to be defended with blood.
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Been there, done that. Although playing golf in bad weather is akin to fishing in bad weather...... well I've done that too. I Love (attempting) golf. I love fishing. Sometimes I'll just buck-up and go regardless of the forcast because it'd be the only chance I get.