Worst Apocalypse…EVER!

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    7,000 Doomsdayers inadvertently destroyed an ancient Mayan Temple in Guatemala climbing up on it waiting for the end of the world. Does that count for something?
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    Worst Apocalypse…EVER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    Wait...wait....what if it was a government program and because of all the bureaucracy, it is going to be delayed?
    The Zombie Apocalypse Cliff?
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    The problem is that they are Mayan zombies, so we have to wait for them to make it up from Central America!
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    We might have had an apocolypse if not for all the citizens armed with AR-15's and AK-47's. You can't measure how well a deterrent worked if it was a non-event.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaGunny View Post
    No mayhem. No roving bands of looters. Not even one stinking Zombie! Geesh!
    Buck up, pardner, you've still got New Year's Eve coming! Maybe the zombies are just waiting for the ball to fall!
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    Quote Originally Posted by marinevet1994 View Post
    The problem is that they are Mayan zombies, so we have to wait for them to make it up from Central America!
    They're today's version of Killer Bees...
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    Quote Originally Posted by marinevet1994 View Post
    The problem is that they are Mayan zombies, so we have to wait for them to make it up from Central America!
    Wait...so does that make it an illegal zombie problem?
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    I spent the entire day in the surgery waiting room of the best hosipital in the area (made sure I had the basics in the car... just in case... Booze, ammo, smokes and some MREs for bug out).

    I figured that if the SHTF, I might as well be at a Hospital. There was a larger than normal presence of LEO that day (my observation). Not sure why... could have been a gang banger alert, as those happen and they really monitor the Emergency Room areas for retaliation attacks.

    Note: I was there as support for one of my Viet Vet friends (She - Air Farce, one of my Riding buddies) was having some internal work done. It all worked out very well. Long day. No end of the earth.............. bummer, I was hoping for some excitement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaGunny View Post
    No mayhem. No roving bands of looters. Not even one stinking Zombie! Geesh!
    You are right! This mid-season break of The Walking Dead is driving me nuts!!!

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    Wait a minute...you're saying the zombie apocalypse didn't start???

    Then what the heck have I been shooting at all week???

    Seems like I've been seeing at least one of them walkers every day. Actually, come to think of it, I didn't see a single walker on Sunday.

    I thought since the mail had stopped coming that that was a pretty good sign that the apocalypse had started...you know, the whole breakdown of communication thing.

    If I told you how long it has been since I received a fax, you'd probably think I was a complete nut job for not mentioning it sooner because this was probably a clear sign the zombie apocalypse was on the way since communications tend to get disrupted very early on during crises.

    Anyway, if there is no zombie apocalypse, I'd sure like to know where my mail is???
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1MoreGoodGuy View Post
    Wait a minute...you're saying the zombie apocalypse didn't start???

    Then what the heck have I been shooting at all week???

    Seems like I've been seeing at least one of them walkers every day. Actually, come to think of it, I didn't see a single walker on Sunday.

    I thought since the mail had stopped coming that that was a pretty good sign that the apocalypse had started...you know, the whole breakdown of communication thing.

    If I told you how long it has been since I received a fax, you'd probably think I was a complete nut job for not mentioning it sooner because this was probably a clear sign the zombie apocalypse was on the way since communications tend to get disrupted very early on during crises.

    Anyway, if there is no zombie apocalypse, I'd sure like to know where my mail is???

    Dude................. Really? ROFLMAO!
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    Yeah got all practiced up for head shots and bleh, nothin. Wonder if they will still be selling zombie killer ammo at the gun store?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost1958 View Post
    Yeah got all practiced up for head shots and bleh, nothin. Wonder if they will still be selling zombie killer ammo at the gun store?
    Wait...I thought we could use regular ammo for zombie killing. We need special ammo?
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