How is tracking Santa going to prevent school violence

How is tracking Santa going to prevent school violence

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    How is tracking Santa going to prevent school violence

    I was reading through the list of Active Topics and read these read after each other...sounded like a Q and A..yeah, I know, warped sense of humor
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    Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?”
    And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”

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    It well help as much as banning high-capacity mags, smart guy.
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    Similar to a thread I started a while back that asked what the first thing that popped into your mind when you read a thread title...
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    Ask NORAD.
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    Re: How is tracking Santa going to prevent school violence

    And further more, any fat and jolly little elf that thinks he can sneek into my house with guns and ammo will be met with...

    ... Hey wait a minute...

    Cookies, will be met with cookies. :D

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    The problem with the world is grown-ups behaving like unsupervised children.
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    Isn't it obvious? If we keep track of all the houses that Santa skips, then we will know where all the bad guys are.

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